Monthly Archives: January 2016
How To Do Good In School
Book smarts are overrated. Its street smarts that really matter. In my books street smarts beat book smarts 11 out of 10 times, every time. But book smarts are the traditional way to get good grades in school. And good … Continue reading
My Coffee Chronicles
I have a morning ritual that is very, very, very, very important to me. COFFEE. Yes I know, I am not alone with this important ritual. And it is so cliché to say I NEED my coffee. But people, I … Continue reading
Captain Phillips Actor Inspired by Oprah
Oprah, for those of you who haven’t heard, is going back down that yo-yo and has lost 26 pounds since August. She’s joined forces with Weight Watchers and this time has vowed to make her weight loss permanent. Way to … Continue reading
Will Smith To Play Michael Jackson Role
Ok, this may not be official yet, but I have heard from a reliable source (my laser intuition) that the role of Michael Jackson in an upcoming TV program will no longer be given to that white dude. It will … Continue reading
PHONY Stubble
I’m talking about manly stubble here. Not female stubble, although that’s a different issue (kind of like male breasts). And when I say “manly stubble” I want to distinguish that from the phony stubble that some men grow. That’s right … Continue reading
PHONY PRICKS
There is nothing I hate more than a PHONY! Phony politicians – send them to jail! Seriously, there should be special laws for these vultures. Phony public figures of any kind make me sick. Phony people trying to sell me … Continue reading
2016 Predictions: The Donald Trump and Sarah Palin Edition
“It’s hard to make predictions, especially about the future.” Early this morning I was gazing deep into my microwave oven, and you know what I saw? I saw a scene of bloody mayhem. Well actually it was my breakfast of … Continue reading
How To Pick Up Women at the Gym
As you all may have guessed by now, I have always fancied myself a rather accomplished amateur bodybuilder. I was really into it for a while. And let me tell you, the strict regimen is grueling to say the least. … Continue reading
