Monthly Archives: January 2016

How To Do Good In School

Posted on January 31, 2016 by

Book smarts are overrated.  Its street smarts that really matter.  In my books street smarts beat book smarts 11 out of 10 times, every time. But book smarts are the traditional way to get good grades in school.  And good … Continue reading →

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My Coffee Chronicles

Posted on January 30, 2016 by

I have a morning ritual that is very, very, very, very important to me.  COFFEE.  Yes I know, I am not alone with this important ritual.  And it is so cliché to say I NEED my coffee.  But people, I … Continue reading →

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New Versions of Mickey Mouse Unveiled

Posted on January 29, 2016 by

Barbie now has three new body versions to complement the original style that has been around for the last 65 years or so.  Now little girls (and middle aged women who wish they were little girls) can choose from Curvy … Continue reading →

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Wow, That Was Embarrassing

Posted on January 28, 2016 by

Post-vasectomy I was supposed to provide a semen sample to the lab so that they could count, or rather not count, my sperm.  Two samples, the first one after a couple of weeks, the second one a couple of weeks … Continue reading →

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Captain Phillips Actor Inspired by Oprah

Posted on January 28, 2016 by

Oprah, for those of you who haven’t heard, is going back down that yo-yo and has lost 26 pounds since August.  She’s joined forces with Weight Watchers and this time has vowed to make her weight loss permanent.  Way to … Continue reading →

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Will Smith To Play Michael Jackson Role

Posted on January 28, 2016 by

Ok, this may not be official yet, but I have heard from a reliable source (my laser intuition) that the role of Michael Jackson in an upcoming TV program will no longer be given to that white dude.  It will … Continue reading →

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PHONY Stubble

Posted on January 27, 2016 by

I’m talking about manly stubble here.  Not female stubble, although that’s a different issue (kind of like male breasts).  And when I say “manly stubble” I want to distinguish that from the phony stubble that some men grow. That’s right … Continue reading →

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