Ganja. Weed. Grass. Pot. Dope. Hemp. Hash. Hashish. Cannabis. Skunk. Reefer. Roach. Nederweed. Purple haze. 420. Joint. Blunt. Gangster. Burrito. Homegrown. Shit. J. Marijuana.
They say that Eskimos have 50 different names for snow. And when I say snow I don’t mean blow. Flake. Dust. Base. Crack. Sugar. Coke. Cocaine. I actually mean snow. Do I have to spell it out for you people?
Cheech and Chong have been lobbying Congress for the past 80 years, and finally it looks like their efforts will not go up in smoke. Or they will. Go up in smoke. Puff. Toke. Drag. Inhale. Hold. Hold. Hold. Exhale. Enjoy.
Figure 1: Cheech enjoys a burrito while driving Chong up in smoke.
Smoking pot may be good for you after all. Or at least better than drinking. So why the resistance? I’ll tell you why my good people. Because smoking is dirty, smelly, gross and disgusting. They won’t tell you this, but that’s what they are thinking, those drunk bastards. They think that they are better than you. They think that you are poor. I think that they are racist.
I apologize, my devoted readers. DRAGONE is in a funny mood tonight. Strange. Mischievous. Jagged. I know what you are thinking. But you are wrong. I am not stoned. Baked. Wasted. Strung out. Tripping. Buzzed. Doped. Bombed. Fried. Ripped. High. Fucked up.
You know, you can live a long and fruitful life high on pot. Many do.
Figure 2: Keith Richards. Yikes.
Now that weed is making a big resurgence not seen since the 1960s, many of today’s youth are also partaking in the merry-ju-wanna.
Figure 3: Miley Cyrus wears her shit well.
Even politicians are coming out of their hemp closets, no longer fearing an electoral backlash.
Figure 4: Donald Trump experiments with crack cocaine.
And who’s to profit from the surging wave of purple haze that will blow over each State like a domino cavalcade? The fast-food industry, that’s who.
Figure 5: Flying high on a real burrito. I ate one for dinner tonight. DRAGONE kids you not.
Dear Mr. DRAGONE, have you ever tried smoking pot? — a concerned citizen.
Thank you for the question, Mister or Madame Citizen of this great nation of ours. I have smoked marijuana but I did not inhale. Hee Hee. That is an example of political humor. Actually, I have never smoked marijuana. You see, I am a law abiding citizen, and I will not partake in this medicine until it is legally legal where I live. And when that happens, then I will try it, and yes I will inhale. I also look forward to the day that cocaine, heroin, and opiates become legal.
Mr. DRAGONE, I hope you don’t mind if I ask you a personal question. Sarah.
Why Sarah, I take great delight in my readers getting to know me better. Of course I don’t mind if you ask me a personal question. Please, feel free to ask me anything you like. Such as what is my favorite color shirt to wear. Black. Thank you for taking such interest in my wardrobe.