big phony

There is nothing I hate more than a PHONY!   Phony politicians – send them to jail!  Seriously, there should be special laws for these vultures.  Phony public figures of any kind make me sick.  Phony people trying to sell me stuff – like it’s ok to lie your ass off when you’re trying to sell me something because that’s just part of the “game”?  When you go to work do you put your “phony hat” on?  I know what you’re thinking, and no – you don’t have to do this shit to make a buck so you can feed your family.  Let me tell you something — people will respect you way more if you just tell them the truth.  Even if you think it’s your job to lie, people will respect you if you tell them the truth, and that’s good for business.

But what do I know?  I’m not a businessman.  I’m just DRAGONE, and I don’t care about money so long as I have spaghetti to eat, a mattress to sleep on, a toilet to shit in, and a crappy old beat up lap top to type on.

Ok, before I get into what I was going to talk about, phony stubble, let me vent one more time.  This time on phony guys trying to pick up women.   (yes, there are plenty of phony women hitting on guys too, but I can see through that shit so it doesn’t bother me personally.  I’m more bothered by phony guys hitting on vulnerable and unsuspecting women).  You phony guys suck.  You just want to get laid, then laid again, then after a month you’re gonna turn like the weather and the cold front will chill your girl to the bone while you just casually move on, and do it all over again.  Let me reiterate – YOU SUCK!

Then your fling has her heart broken, her trust violated, and maybe she will never be the same again.  Maybe she will be too scared to open up to a nice guy when he comes along, because since she thought you were a nice guy, she no longer knows who a nice guy is anymore.  She can’t trust any guy anymore.  And she is no longer the same carefree fun-loving girl that she used to be.  And that’s your fault, you selfish little prick.  Because you think that being phony is just part of “the game” that everyone plays, and that it’s acceptable.  Well it’s not.

Rant over.  Phony stubble will wait until my next blog, coming soon because I have the day off.  Tomorrow off too.  And I’ve been waiting for these two days to blog and blog again.



DRAGONE critiques news, entertainment, sports, fashion, and love. He also has ADD, but that is irrelevant.
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