Monthly Archives: January 2016

PHONY PRICKS

There is nothing I hate more than a PHONY!   Phony politicians – send them to jail!  Seriously, there should be special laws for these vultures.  Phony public figures of any kind make me sick.  Phony people trying to sell me … Continue reading

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2016 Predictions: The Donald Trump and Sarah Palin Edition

“It’s hard to make predictions, especially about the future.” Early this morning I was gazing deep into my microwave oven, and you know what I saw?  I saw a scene of bloody mayhem.  Well actually it was my breakfast of … Continue reading

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How To Pick Up Women at the Gym

As you all may have guessed by now, I have always fancied myself a rather accomplished amateur bodybuilder.  I was really into it for a while.  And let me tell you, the strict regimen is grueling to say the least.  … Continue reading

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Toronto in January

It’s the middle of January and winter has finally arrived in Toronto.  It’s cold outside.  I wake up in the morning and it’s still dark.  I eat dinner and it’s dark again.  DRAGONE is feeling the winter blues.  DRAGONE is … Continue reading

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I’m Boycotting the Oscars! Who’s With Me?

Good evening all.  I’m just sitting here spinning my head around my neck trying to take in this news.  What is going on with Oscar? It’s making it difficult for me to focus on what I’m really supposed to be … Continue reading

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Vampires vs. Zombies: A Scientific and Political Analysis

As I am putting the finishing touches on my thesis – that’s right I will soon be a PhD and you will have to refer to me as Dr. DRAGONE – I thought that I would bless you, my faithful … Continue reading

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My Tribute to Ricardo Montalban

Tattoo: “Boss, ze plane, ze plane!” Mr. Roarke: “My dear guests, I am Mr. Roarke, your host.  Welcome to Fantasy Island.” —– I have been reading all the great tributes from the past week.  David Bowie — what an amazing performer he … Continue reading

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