Monthly Archives: January 2016

Toronto in January

It’s the middle of January and winter has finally arrived in Toronto.  It’s cold outside.  I wake up in the morning and it’s still dark.  I eat dinner and it’s dark again.  DRAGONE is feeling the winter blues.  DRAGONE is … Continue reading

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I’m Boycotting the Oscars! Who’s With Me?

Good evening all.  I’m just sitting here spinning my head around my neck trying to take in this news.  What is going on with Oscar? It’s making it difficult for me to focus on what I’m really supposed to be … Continue reading

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Vampires vs. Zombies: A Scientific and Political Analysis

As I am putting the finishing touches on my thesis – that’s right I will soon be a PhD and you will have to refer to me as Dr. DRAGONE – I thought that I would bless you, my faithful … Continue reading

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My Tribute to Ricardo Montalban

Tattoo: “Boss, ze plane, ze plane!” Mr. Roarke: “My dear guests, I am Mr. Roarke, your host.  Welcome to Fantasy Island.” —– I have been reading all the great tributes from the past week.  David Bowie — what an amazing performer he … Continue reading

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How To Want the Life You’ve Got

Well hello again.  Glad you can join me as I settle down into my old tweed Lazyboy recliner.  I am exhausted from brushing my teeth for the past hour but those pearly whites sure are gleaming, just like a photoshopped … Continue reading

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Lady Gaga and Boyfriend To Make Love On a Rack of Raw Meat

Earlier this week Lady Gaga and the Artiste known as Lady Gaga’s boyfriend made love on a canvas of paint.  It was all the boyfriend’s idea, Gaga confessed. Wow, he must truly be one of the great Artistes that the … Continue reading

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My INFP Writer

Today, my life has changed and it will never be the same.  Today, I found out that I have been alive for only 16 days.  Today, I no longer know whether my thoughts, my words, my very existence is really … Continue reading

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Is “SHUT-UP!” a Bad Word?

This may come as a great shock to my many fans who read my blog regularly, but DRAGONE does not blog 24/7.  In fact, I even have a “day job”.  Now as you can imagine, with all the money I … Continue reading

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2016 Predictions: The Guns N’ Roses Edition

Isn’t Boo Boo too cute for words? To quote the great Yogi Bear, the only cartoon character to ever play professional baseball: “It’s hard to make predictions, especially about the future.” I, DRAGONE, with my overdeveloped intuition and my underdeveloped … Continue reading

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I Had A Dream

  Friends, neighbors, acquaintances, and therapists — last night I had a dream. I had a dream that an alien spaceship descended from the stars above and lowered itself ever so gently to within a foot above my three foot-long … Continue reading

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