Monthly Archives: February 2016

I’m In Love With Charlize Theron

Whenever anyone asks me who I think is the hottest woman in Hollywood I’m stumped for an answer.  You see, I actually watch a movie for the story and the acting.  It never occurs to me to watch a movie … Continue reading

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How Are You Feeling Today?

This chart has been stuck to my fridge door for the past few years.  I don’t get it any more now than when it first made it’s way into my daily life. How am I feeling?  It’s Sunday, I’m feeling … Continue reading

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The Trouble With Teenage Technology

I’m sitting in a high school gym surrounded by annoying little machines that are zigzagging around me.  Their little motors purring, their little gears twirling, and their little wheels spinning their gangly bodies round and round.  Not even pausing to … Continue reading

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Top 10 Funniest Lines In Ben Stiller Movies

In the lunchroom today a coworker was saying that “The Watch” is one of the best movies that she’s ever seen.  I almost shit my pants.  I sharted in fact.  “The Watch” is one of the only awful movies that … Continue reading

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Hey Hollywood, Enough With the Superhero Remakes, OK?

There’s no originality in Hollywood anymore.  Maybe there never was.  But now its just getting ridiculous.  Just how many superheroes can one planet harbor? I enjoyed the first few superhero movies that came out, such as Superman, Batman, Spiderman.  Even … Continue reading

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I Want To Meet A Neanderthal

Oh, one more thing on my short bucket list that I mentioned in my last post.  Not only do I want to go into space and chase a tornado (those are separate items), but I also want to meet a … Continue reading

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I Want To Go Into Space

I have a very, very short bucket list.  Just two things on it:  1. Chase a tornado.  2. Go into space. Damn those tornados are elusive.  I keep chasing those red radar dots but pretty soon I’m going to have … Continue reading

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