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Last night John Scott, one of the NHL’s last goons, won the MVP in the NHL’s All-Star game in Nashville. He was a write-in candidate for the MVP, which is how he made it to the All-Star game in the first place, as a write-in candidate for the All-Star game. The NHL didn’t want him there. They thought it would be embarrassing.
Tonight, the great NHL fighter John Scott wins the Iowa Republican Caucus as a write-in candidate. Donald Trump conceded that Scott could most likely beat him up severely if he wanted to, and was therefore the stronger candidate. Ted Cruz complained that Scott is actually a Canadian, and not even living in the U.S. The Republican Party didn’t want him there. They thought it would be embarrassing.
But then again, that’s what they thought of Donald Trump.