Democracy Rules! John Scott Wins Iowa Republican Caucus as Write-In Candidate

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Breaking News from DRAGONE Files:

Last night John Scott, one of the NHL’s last goons, won the MVP in the NHL’s All-Star game in Nashville.  He was a write-in candidate for the MVP, which is how he made it to the All-Star game in the first place, as a write-in candidate for the All-Star game.  The NHL didn’t want him there.  They thought it would be embarrassing.

Democracy rules!

Tonight, the great NHL fighter John Scott wins the Iowa Republican Caucus as a write-in candidate.  Donald Trump conceded that Scott could most likely beat him up severely if he wanted to, and was therefore the stronger candidate.  Ted Cruz complained that Scott is actually a Canadian, and not even living in the U.S.  The Republican Party didn’t want him there.  They thought it would be embarrassing.

But then again, that’s what they thought of Donald Trump.

Democracy rules!

DRAGONE out.

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