I Want To Go Into Space

I have a very, very short bucket list.  Just two things on it:  1. Chase a tornado.  2. Go into space.

Damn those tornados are elusive.  I keep chasing those red radar dots but pretty soon I’m going to have to book a trip down South.  Down to tornado alley.

But meanwhile, my favorite entrepreneur, the great Virgin Richard Branson, has built a new spaceship.  The old one blew up.

The idea is to blast space tourists up, just barely into space, for a few minutes of floating around weightless overtop of Planet Earth.  WOW !!!

Do you think they would let me bring potato chips up into space so that I can recreate one of my favorite television space scenes ever?  “Deep Space Homer” aired almost 22 years ago today.

Deep_Space_Homer_81

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWVFXJoW6ec

One of the only times I’ve truly appreciated classical music.  I love my Homer.

DRAGONE out.

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About DRAGONE

DRAGONE critiques news, entertainment, sports, fashion, and love. He also has ADD, but that is irrelevant.
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