How Are You Feeling Today?

how are you feeling

This chart has been stuck to my fridge door for the past few years.  I don’t get it any more now than when it first made it’s way into my daily life.

How am I feeling?  It’s Sunday, I’m feeling tired.  But I’m also feeling hungry.  There!  Two feelings at once.  Take that Feeling Chart!

Say what?  Hungry and tired are not feelings?  Yes, I can see that according to your chart they are not feelings, but since I feel them, and since I can speak for myself, then I call them valid feelings.

Which brings me to a second point.  What the FUCK are 27 of those feelings doing there?  I can only count 3 that make sense:  Happy, Sad, and Angry.  Except I don’t call them by those names.

Happy = YES!  I’M FEELING FUCKING AWESOME!!!  Sad = leave me the fuck alone.  Angry = HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I’M FEELING?  GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!

Like, what the FUCK does it mean to feel Jealous?  Jealousy isn’t a feeling.  If I’m jealous then that is the reason for my anger.  If I’m bored, then that is the reason for my sadness.

So FUCK YOU Feeling Chart!!!  FUCK YOU and the FUCKING psycho psychiatrist who invented you!!!



DRAGONE critiques news, entertainment, sports, fashion, and love. He also has ADD, but that is irrelevant.
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5 Responses to How Are You Feeling Today?

  1. Today I am feeling worn out! Very tired!!!

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  2. Kurt Struble says:

    yer fuckin’ hilarious … ks

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