Monthly Archives: February 2016

Emotion Marries Ambition in a Shotgun Wedding

I have been busy, my friends.  Busy looking up quotes on ambition. You see, when DRAGONE feels the molten lava in the pit of his stomach churning, he knows that a volcano is about to erupt.  This means one of … Continue reading

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This is NOT a Valentine’s Day Post

That’s right, it’s February the 14th and the last thing on my mind is Valentine’s Day.  Why?  Because DRAGONE is an independent thinker and feeler.  He does not follow the sheep to wherever it is that sheep go.  He wouldn’t … Continue reading

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A Blog Without a Purpose

I woke up this morning to a very cool outside temperature of -23 degrees Celsius.  That’s a frigid -9 degrees Fahrenheit for all you Americanos, and a balmy 250 degrees Kelvin for all you nerds.  I love nerds.  But only … Continue reading

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A Tribute to the Real Zoolanders

I woke up this morning very excited.  It is the dawn of the sequel to one of the greatest movies ever made, Zoolander.  To be honest, I begged Hollywood to make a sequel to Stepbrothers instead, but Zoolander will definitely … Continue reading

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My UBER Ideas

Isn’t “über” the best word ever?  As in, “that was one über gnarly wave, dude”.  Or, “Hey Grandma, those tea biscuits were über delicious. They’re what I’ve been dreaming about all week.” Almost as amazing as the word über is … Continue reading

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My Coffee Chronicles – Part II

Forgive me Tim Horton, for I have sinned. What did you do, my son? I was taking a walk with my family at our local zoo.  We were admiring the yaks.  It is then when I first noticed that strange … Continue reading

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So You Want To Be A Rock Star? Buy A Djembe

Rock stars have all the fun.  Rock stars get all the girls.  Rock stars get paid to play rock, take drugs, and get laid. If only I could be a rock star.  But to be honest, I wouldn’t be able … Continue reading

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