Monthly Archives: March 2016
Oh No, Not April Fool’s Day
April Fool’s Day is almost upon us, and I have to be honest with you guys. I just ain’t feeling it. As you have probably surmised by now, there’s nothing that gives me greater pleasure than to make fun of … Continue reading
My Fantasy High School Sweetheart
High school was great. I don’t know what everyone complains about. A face full of pussy zits, polar mood swings, relentless bullying, awkward social interactions, and spontaneous erections. It was all great. As an adult on his way to becoming somewhat well … Continue reading
Top Ten Philosophies To Live/Love By
I’m still upset about David Letterman morphing into a homeless man. I feel like we’ve lost him. And so, to carry on my tribute to him, here is a TOP TEN list. I know that in my last post I … Continue reading
My Viewer Mail (Tribute to David Letterman)
I am sad to inform you that David Letterman has morphed into a homeless man. This is a picture courtesy of CNN, which as everyone knows wouldn’t report anything unless a majority of its viewers believe it to be true. … Continue reading
A New Idea for the Male Fragrance Industry
Let me start off by saying that I know nothing about the male fragrance industry, or the female fragrance industry for that matter. I can’t remember the last time I used cologne. I only use deodorant because my wife insists … Continue reading
Mixed Martial Arts: Real (like pro wrestling) Or Fake (like the Moon landing)?
I’m sure all MMA fighters keep getting asked the same question over and over again. Is mixed martial arts real or fake? Let’s examine both sides of this contentious issue. As a bench mark we shall compare with the precursor … Continue reading
What Are You An Expert At?
10,000 hours. So say the “experts”. That’s how long you need to practice at something before you can be an “expert” at it. Whatever. Who knows. It’s just a number. Everyone is an expert at something. Actually more than one … Continue reading
Blogger Recognition Award
Thank you, Jean, from Mixtapes & Cupcakes, for nominating me for this award. This is a really well written site about family and other random topics that’s always a fun read. Here are the rules for this award: The Rules … Continue reading
How do you know that pigs can’t fly?
That’s right, Mrs. Butcher, my Grade 5 teacher. How do you know? I dare you to prove it to me. Cuz you can’t. You can’t prove that something doesn’t exist. It’s easy to prove something that you can observe. I … Continue reading
Bruce Springsteen, can you write me a note too?
Bruce Springsteen is awesome. Bruce Springsteen is THE BOSS. Here is the note he wrote to the teacher of a young fan that was out late at one of his concerts: “Dear Ms. Jackson, Xabi has been out very late … Continue reading
