The “Most Interesting” Man in the World Is No James Bond

So the “Most Interesting” Man in the World is going to Mars.

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Apparently he’s now too old to be Mr. Dos Equis.  Maybe he’s just tired of drinking beer.  Maybe he’s tired of Earthly women.  Maybe he’s tired.

 

arnold total recallMars is not an interesting place.  There’s no one living there right now, for starters.  Leaving your Martian bubble looks quite painful, as Arnold Schwarzenegger was found out.  Arnold is old too, and looks like crap.  But that’s another blog.  Let’s wait for him to do something really stupid again before we mock him.  It will happen, I know it will.

 

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But let me ask you this, my friends.  Is Mr. Dos Equis really the Most Interesting Man in the World?  Because it sounds to me like he just wanted to be James Bond, the International Man of Mystery.  See the resemblance?  If not, why don’t we play a little game.  I’ll quote from both Interesting Man or Bond, and you tell me which is the more “interesting” quote:

  1. “When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad” (Interesting Man) “Blame it on the rain” (Bond).
  2. “His blood smells like cologne” (Interesting Man)   “Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed” (Bond)
  3. “He once had an awkward moment just to see how it feels” (Interesting Man)   “I went through an awkward adolescence and had braces” (Bond, I think)
  4. “He shakes it like a Polaroid picture” (Interesting Man?)   “Shaken, not stirred” (for sure this one’s Bond)

Well I’ll give Mr. “Interesting” number 4, but Bond is clearly the overall winner in this little comparison.  Bon Voyage, Mr. Interesting, and stay thirsty my friend.

DRAGONE out.

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4 Responses to The “Most Interesting” Man in the World Is No James Bond

  1. Kurt Struble says:

    i enjoyed these pieces as i’ve enjoyed every one i’ve read. they’re funny and irreverent and i love the fact that you say fuck … with such abandon … an “i could care less,” attitude and it always makes me laugh.

    so you know …. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuct this and that so fuck it … ! right? anyway …

    I’d like to ask you a question. ..”Is the reason you “photoshopped” the wide forehead and expanded head of the bull a symbolic gesture with meaning?… like those codes that take you to the holy grail or show that nuns were always mean or something like that …. does the size of the bull’s head in this instance … represent the fact that you are a BIG bullshitter … or that you consider yourself a ”BULLSHIT artist?”

    I’m not gonna say that all of this is ‘bullshit’ … not at all although …. most of it is, isn’t it? WHATEVER ..!

    I read very few bloggers on a regular basis … i’m a slow reader and i can’t stand half the shit i’ve read. it’s fruitless … but your writing bears great fruit … a good laugh and a smile are orgasmic … jeeze … i hope mine are as funny as yours …. hyuk hyuk …. but that’s another story. ks

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    • DRAGONE says:

      Hey thanks! It’s not so much that I’m a bullshit artist, I’m just playing a character who takes himself too seriously and doesn’t realize how funny he sounds to other people, if that makes sense. The bull does mean I’m peddling bullshit, but the reason its wide is because I wanted to fit the whole picture into a really wide frame using the formatting I chose. Anyways, thanks for the awesome FUCKING feedback!

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      • Kurt Struble says:

        i’ve noticed that the really good shit that i read OCCASIONALLY has 5, 6 or seven ‘likes’ i’ve had as many as 17 at one time … that was great except a lot of time the popular ones are just shit that plopped out of my mind … esoteric … but not love centered. jesus christ can’t anyone write a goddamn story anymore … every fucking person i read almost is lamenting fucking love or wishing themselves to the universe over and over and over … and i see 2,400 fucking ‘likes from every country in the world … like maybe … the whole FUCKING WORLD IS AT THE same time lamenting love !!!… or they’ll turn into the Dali Lama. ! so boring .!.. as mine often is but that’s another story … adios … ks

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