So the “Most Interesting” Man in the World is going to Mars.
Apparently he’s now too old to be Mr. Dos Equis. Maybe he’s just tired of drinking beer. Maybe he’s tired of Earthly women. Maybe he’s tired.
Mars is not an interesting place. There’s no one living there right now, for starters. Leaving your Martian bubble looks quite painful, as Arnold Schwarzenegger was found out. Arnold is old too, and looks like crap. But that’s another blog. Let’s wait for him to do something really stupid again before we mock him. It will happen, I know it will.
But let me ask you this, my friends. Is Mr. Dos Equis really the Most Interesting Man in the World? Because it sounds to me like he just wanted to be James Bond, the International Man of Mystery. See the resemblance? If not, why don’t we play a little game. I’ll quote from both Interesting Man or Bond, and you tell me which is the more “interesting” quote:
- “When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad” (Interesting Man) “Blame it on the rain” (Bond).
- “His blood smells like cologne” (Interesting Man) “Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed” (Bond)
- “He once had an awkward moment just to see how it feels” (Interesting Man) “I went through an awkward adolescence and had braces” (Bond, I think)
- “He shakes it like a Polaroid picture” (Interesting Man?) “Shaken, not stirred” (for sure this one’s Bond)
Well I’ll give Mr. “Interesting” number 4, but Bond is clearly the overall winner in this little comparison. Bon Voyage, Mr. Interesting, and stay thirsty my friend.