I’ve Got a Game For You

trump and homerhomer and family guy

Let’s play “Guess who said that”.  Material brought to you by Donald Trump, Homer Simpson, and Peter Griffin (Family Guy).  Answers are at the end, so don’t peek!

 

  1. “Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals, except the weasel.”
  2. “Love him or hate him, Donald Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants and sets out to get it, no holds barred. Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money.”
  3. “First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.”
  4. “Living your words, walking your talk, and talking your walk.”
  5. “If Hilary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband, what makes her think she can satisfy America?”
  6. “Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs.”
  7. “Just tried watching Modern Family — written by a moron, really boring. Writer has the mind of a very dumb and backward child.”
  8. “I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.”
  9. “You’re overreacting, and you can’t spell overreacting without ovary cause you’re a girl.”
  10. “My motto is: Always get even. When somebody screws you, screw them back in spades.”
  11. “All normal people love meat.”
  12. “Think BIG! You are going to be thinking anyway, so think BIG.”
  13. “Always remember that you’re representing your country. I guess what I’m saying is, don’t mess up France the way you messed up your room.”
  14. “You can’t be ugly and play hard to get, it doesn’t work that way. You’re already hard to want!”
  15. “Show me someone without an ego, and I’ll show you a loser — having a healthy ego, or high opinion of yourself, is a real positive in life!”

 

Answers:  1. Family Guy,  2. Trump,  3. Homer,  4. Trump,  5. Trump,  6. Homer,  7. Trump,  8. Family Guy,  9. Family Guy,  10. Trump,  11. Homer,  12. Trump,  13. Homer,  14. Family Guy,  15. Trump

DRAGONE out.

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5 Responses to I’ve Got a Game For You

  1. That was inspired. And depressing.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. momshieb says:

    Holy Crap……

    Liked by 1 person

  3. orgirlinberkeley says:

    I don’t like Family Guy https://prettypnuts.wordpress.com/…/ted-cruz-family-guy/

    Like

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