Bruce Springsteen, can you write me a note too?

the bossBruce Springsteen is awesome.  Bruce Springsteen is THE BOSS.

Here is the note he wrote to the teacher of a young fan that was out late at one of his concerts:

“Dear Ms. Jackson, Xabi has been out very late rocking & rolling. Please excuse him if he is tardy.”

Bruce man, Bossman, I didn’t know you wrote notes for your fans.  I think your music is awesome, I listen to it all the time, and I could sure use some of your celebrity penmanship to ease the pain of a few awkward moments.  Here are some examples of notes that you could have written for me lately:

“Dear Mr. Dipshit supervisor, DRAGONE has been out very late at a bar drinking & drugging while listening to my music.  Please excuse him if he is tardy for work in the morning.  He will be very hungover and fucking the dog all day.”  — THE BOSS

“Dear Mrs. Pennyloafer, DRAGONE was playing some air guitar while my music was blasting in the background as he was cutting the grass.  He did not notice your flower bed until after he ran it over with his lawn mower.  Please accept a few token flowers that he picked from your flower bed last week as his version of a heartfelt apology.”  — THE BOSS

“Dear random Asian man in the beige Honda Civic, perhaps my loud music coming from the car next to you could have warned you that the driver was not fully attentive.  DRAGONE regrets the pain and trauma that you and your family suffered, and will suffer for years to come, from the near deadly collision that ensued.”  —THE BOSS

“Dear Mrs. DRAGONE, your husband was buying some groceries for you when my song Born To Run came through his ear jack.  He impulsively ran to his car and drove for half an hour as fast as he could, due South.  At some point he realized the song had ended and so he turned around and came back home.  Please excuse him for being tardy.  He’s sorry.”  — THE BOSS

DRAGONE out.

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4 Responses to Bruce Springsteen, can you write me a note too?

  1. iamzoewatson says:

    That’s awesome that THE BOSS would write that note for the kid and your versions made me definitely laugh out loud. I guess having a note about being out late is better than what happened to my mom. She was a sixth grade teacher and a student of hers told her that her cat had peed on her homework. Instead of just getting a note from mom to explain, she brought the peed on homework in a garbage bag to show my mom! Anyway, I hope that all the teachers and bosses and neighbors out there can appreciate someone that can be honest about what they’ve been up to and if it happens to be THE BOSS that backs up their story then more power to them! If only that would work for a stay at home mom. I doubt my hubby would appreciate a note from THE BOSS saying why the dishes aren’t done and the kids are still running around in their pajamas at 3pm!

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    • DRAGONE says:

      That’s a funny story. I’m a teacher too so I can relate (although I just teach the older high school kids). Hey I see nothing wrong with staying in your pajamas if you’re home all day. My kids definitely do if I’m at home. Heck I do if I’m at home. And thanks for the positive feedback, much appreciated 🙂

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  2. stevolom says:

    Dear teacher, I was out late last night wrapping my legs around Bruce Springsteen’s engines and I am all tuckered out today. Can I please be excused from PE? Sincerely, Mary

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