Monthly Archives: May 2016

Real Men Don’t Write

Writing is for girls and sissies.  Not for real men.  If real men wish to share their feelings, which isn’t very often, then usually one of two activities ensue:  fighting or sex.  Actually, usually both of those activities ensue, unless … Continue reading

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Letter of Apology to LeBron James

Dear LeBron, I am so sorry for your loss.  Or rather two losses, to the Toronto Raptors.  I know, it’s just not fair. You were supposed to win the championship in 16 games.  The refs told you they’d have your … Continue reading

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Anti-Cleaning Rant

Spring cleaning is oh so much fun!  I personally prefer to just push things further and further into the various closets of our house.  But then again, had we not embarked on this oh so fun adventure, on a beautiful … Continue reading

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Blogging Tips For Newbies

Hello fellow newbie bloggers.  Being a beginner blogger myself, I feel particularly qualified to give advice on blogging since I am currently in the midst of making all of the same mistakes that you are.  If I wait until I … Continue reading

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NEEDS

Men have needs.  Mrs. DRAGONE still fails to understand this.  After a long day at work, playing soccer with teenagers, I come home tired and exhausted.  More exhausted than tired usually.  And when I come home, I expect a certain … Continue reading

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What I Learned Taking a Group of High School Boys to a Soccer Tournament

Sun hot. Rain cold. Never trust a teenage boy with car keys. In this case, the keys were locked in the car ignition, draining the battery. It’s ok for adults to swear at kids at the top of their lungs, … Continue reading

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Why Justin Bieber?

I don’t get it.  Why Justin Bieber? A few months ago I wrote a blog, a fake news article, about Justin Bieber getting a brain transplant.  He was going to switch brains with brainiac physicist Stephen Hawking, who is confined … Continue reading

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