Monthly Archives: May 2016
Real Men Don’t Write
Writing is for girls and sissies. Not for real men. If real men wish to share their feelings, which isn’t very often, then usually one of two activities ensue: fighting or sex. Actually, usually both of those activities ensue, unless … Continue reading
Letter of Apology to LeBron James
Dear LeBron, I am so sorry for your loss. Or rather two losses, to the Toronto Raptors. I know, it’s just not fair. You were supposed to win the championship in 16 games. The refs told you they’d have your … Continue reading
Anti-Cleaning Rant
Spring cleaning is oh so much fun! I personally prefer to just push things further and further into the various closets of our house. But then again, had we not embarked on this oh so fun adventure, on a beautiful … Continue reading
Blogging Tips For Newbies
Hello fellow newbie bloggers. Being a beginner blogger myself, I feel particularly qualified to give advice on blogging since I am currently in the midst of making all of the same mistakes that you are. If I wait until I … Continue reading
NEEDS
Men have needs. Mrs. DRAGONE still fails to understand this. After a long day at work, playing soccer with teenagers, I come home tired and exhausted. More exhausted than tired usually. And when I come home, I expect a certain … Continue reading
What I Learned Taking a Group of High School Boys to a Soccer Tournament
Sun hot. Rain cold. Never trust a teenage boy with car keys. In this case, the keys were locked in the car ignition, draining the battery. It’s ok for adults to swear at kids at the top of their lungs, … Continue reading
Why Justin Bieber?
I don’t get it. Why Justin Bieber? A few months ago I wrote a blog, a fake news article, about Justin Bieber getting a brain transplant. He was going to switch brains with brainiac physicist Stephen Hawking, who is confined … Continue reading
It’s Mouse Hunting Season!
I don’t care what anyone else says, men are natural born hunters. I grew up in the city and so was not raised in a hunting and fishing culture. I didn’t even have any pets, other than a couple of … Continue reading
Springtime is Tornado Season
I feel sorry for the guy who came up with the idea of naming hurricanes after women. He must not have had much luck with the ladies. Times have changed, and now they name hurricanes after men too. Either way, … Continue reading
The Funny Side of Bald
A picture is worth a thousand words. Or, I’m just too damn lazy to write anything, but I found some really funny tattoos on bald men. Have a looky here … An excrutiatingly long time to “mow the lawn”. … Continue reading
