I don’t get it.  Why Justin Bieber?

A few months ago I wrote a blog, a fake news article, about Justin Bieber getting a brain transplant.  He was going to switch brains with brainiac physicist Stephen Hawking, who is confined to a wheelchair with a debilitating disease.  But what Justin Bieber couldn’t understand was that it wasn’t going to be a “brain transplant”, since your brain is really you, but a “body transplant”.

Anyway, I’m not going to link the blog here, that’s not the point.  The point is, I wrote 5 new posts last week and my most viewed one is, you guessed it, that damn Justin Bieber post from months ago.

Why?  I don’t understand!  I notice that I keep getting views on that post because of random Justin Bieber Google searches.  But why?  Why is he searched so much?  He’ doesn’t even want to take pictures with his fans!

Rant over.  I’m not actually that upset.  I get that teenage girls think he’s hot.  Maybe grown women too, I don’t know.

If I knew Photoshop I would put his head on Stephen Hawking.  I’m thinking of it right now.  It’s making me laugh.

DRAGONE out.