Shit Happened

Hey, shit happens.  Everyone knows that,  even my toddler.  But this week, shit actually happened.  To me.  Shit.

car from accidentSo picture this.  It’s the last day of June.  School’s out!  DRAGONE is looking at 2 solid months of blogging, working out, taking naps during the day, and eating pizza and chips whenever the fuck he wants.  (No staying up late and sleeping in though, there’s still baby DRAGONE who’s schedule has not changed).  Ah, but isn’t summer a wonderful time.

And then CRASH BANG BOOM!  It looks like I was in too much of a hurry to get home on that last day of school.  My car didn’t survive the accident, but somehow I did.  I can’t say I made it out without a scratch. bruise from car accident Pictured here is the scratch I got from the airbag.  I blocked it well, my sensei would have been proud.

Unfortunately, my 2 months of loafing around has now been taken over by phone calls to the insurance company and hunting for a new car.  We appear to have settled on the Nissan Leaf, an electric car.  Why buy an electric car you ask?  Why not.

Actually, the real reason is because I hate shopping.  Since this is the only electric car that is available in auto dealerships in my area, choosing an electric car means we have finished with our decision making.

Except for choosing the colour.  I vote blue.  Every car I have ever owned has been black.  Most clothes I own are black.  When you buy things one at a time, black looks cool.  When you put all the things you own in one room, all together, and everything is black, it no longer looks cool. blue leaf It looks like you’re trying to make a statement.  So I want my next car to be bright blue.  (Mrs. DRAGONE will probably vote grey, and she will probably win).

Our house is probably not equipped to deal with charging an electric car.  Shit.  I don’t like dealing with shit.  All I want to do is watch the Blue Jays play every day, because that’s how often baseball is played.  Every day.  Because baseball is not a real sport.  But I don’t care because I’m addicted to it now.



DRAGONE critiques news, entertainment, sports, fashion, and love. He also has ADD, but that is irrelevant.
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13 Responses to Shit Happened

  1. cars4usa says:

    Well, think on the bright side, at least you didn’t got badly injured. So as shit goes, it’s inconvenient but sort of minor right

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  2. cracTpot says:

    A lot of emotions in this post. School is out, YAY. Car Accident, Boo! New environmental friendly car, YAY! Dealing with soaring hydro prices in Ontario, Boo!
    In all seriousness, glad you made it out ok!

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  3. UGH! Dragone better the car than you is all I can say. Hope the Leaf works well for you. Has Canada loosened up it’s stance on taking in Americans when Trump takes office? just wondering…

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  4. Great that it was the car and not you that was a write off. But still what a drag to spend the whole summer with insurance companies. Very sensible to opt for the only model of electric car available in your area. As someone who has OCD choice is my enemy as it results in endless OCD comparisons of which is the “perfect” product for me to buy. I love going to the supermarket and finding the shelves almost totally empty! Good luck with the new car

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  6. Linda says:

    Shit definitely does happen but, thankfully, no serious shit happened to you. This fellow Canucklehead votes Blue Jays’ blue for the new car.

    Looking forward to following you blog and getting to know you. 🙂

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    • DRAGONE says:

      Yes I know, I am thankful no serious shit happened to me. Wanted a blue car but we got a grey car. The price was right. Beggars can’t be choosers. I’m going to check out your blog right now 😉


  7. Beaton says:

    and you got a grey car? yey? so now you can make quips about how fifty shades of grey is… no ?
    *Drops mic*

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