Author Archives: DRAGONE

About DRAGONE

DRAGONE critiques news, entertainment, sports, fashion, and love. He also has ADD, but that is irrelevant.

Summer From the Midriff Down

Enough play.  It is now time for DRAGONE to contemplate a serious topic.  My summer shoes. I know, I know, there’s a lot going on in this picture.  So let me break it all down for you, from the bottom … Continue reading

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Blink

DRAGONE does not blink ……………………………………………. first. Go ahead and try me.  Stare into my big bull eyes.  I dare you.  Guaranteed, you will blink first. Why? Because DRAGONE would rather cry than blink.  To hold in pain with a stone … Continue reading

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I Can’t Think of a Title

DRAGONE is bored.  He is bored of the Sun.  He is bored of the calm and bored of the drama.  He is bored of that piece of popcorn that is stuck between his molars.  DRAGONE sighs. Another boring person walks … Continue reading

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Roseanne Barr Back with New TV Show

Word is that Roseanne Barr, who’s roller coaster popularity was going straight downhill after her series of bizarre racist tweets a couple of months ago, is on her way back up.  Feeling awful after tweeting “Muslim brotherhood & Planet of … Continue reading

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The Art of Working Out

As you all may have guessed by now, I have always fancied myself a rather accomplished amateur bodybuilder.  I was really into it for a while.  And let me tell you, the strict regimen is grueling to say the least.  … Continue reading

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The Art of Blogging

Due to my great perceived success as a master blogger, and fortunately for you my humanitarian tendency/strategy, I, DRAGONE, shall empty my skull to give you, the bloggee, my pearls of jam.  I have compiled a list of advice in … Continue reading

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Feelings

Back when I was a simple man (circa last week) I understood only 2 feelings:  Good and Bad.  So, according to probability theory, this meant that I was in a good state of mind 50% of the time. Recently, however, … Continue reading

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