So its been 16 months since this DRAGONE reared its ugly head onto your screen. But 16 months in my writer’s world means nothing to me. Being a fictional character means that 16 months pass like 16 minutes. Why, I haven’t even aged a bit. My writer, on the other hand, OY!
Since I exist only on the piece of paper you are reading …. oh wait, that was last century for you guys! … I mean only on the computer screen that you are reading … oh wait, that was last decade for you guys! … I mean only on the smartphone screen that you are reading …. um where did I want to go with this? Speaking of smartphones, my phone is so smart that I can use it to talk to people in real time. Can yours do that?
So while I waited patiently, as patiently as a timeless essence like myself knows how to wait, my writer decided to begin writing a real blog. About his real life. So apparently he has this ADD and it makes him all fucked up and shit. But he really likes it. Even though his marriage is going down the crapper. Wow, I’m so glad I’m not a real person.
So the reason for this blog post is just to say “HI! I’M STILL ALIVE!” I haven’t forgotten about you! Have you forgotten about me? Please say you haven’t! Even if it’s a lie! Even if you haven’t read my older posts! Even if you haven’t read this post! Just tell me that you love me! I get off on that.
But seriously, where has the time gone?
And now, I shall dissolve back into the infinite ether …