Tag Archives: ADD
My Thirst For Knowledge
I’ve never fully understood the expression “thirst for knowledge” until today, at 5:30 in the morning, when I woke up from bed very, very thirsty. I could feel a hairy lump in my throat which could only signify one thing … Continue reading
HI!
So its been 16 months since this DRAGONE reared its ugly head onto your screen. But 16 months in my writer’s world means nothing to me. Being a fictional character means that 16 months pass like 16 minutes. Why, I … Continue reading
Apparently I Was Out In Public With a Froggy Umbrella
Does this look like an umbrella suitable for a grown man? I ask you readers, in all honesty, what kind of a woman would attempt to humiliate her husband with such cruelty? This morning I had to take Baby DRAGONE … Continue reading
CRACK
Hello. My name is DRAGONE. And I’m a compulsive cracker. Since the age of 6 I’ve been cracking every part of my body that cracks. My parents used to warn me that I would get arthritis when I’m old. Like … Continue reading
Loving the Random
Focusing on one thing and doing it well is so old fashioned. It’s like the art of handwriting. I can respect nice hand writing, but let’s be real here. It’s just not a necessary skill anymore. Same with cooking, ironing, … Continue reading
My Love Manifesto
DRAGONE is in a foul mood. He was in the middle of a Gedankenexperiment (an Albert Einstein thought experiment) while writing his love manifesto, when the phone rang. Look Mr. Asswipe, if I wanted to sign up for Rogers Internet … Continue reading
