Tag Archives: ADD

Apparently I Was Out In Public With a Froggy Umbrella

Does this look like an umbrella suitable for a grown man?  I ask you readers, in all honesty, what kind of a woman would attempt to humiliate her husband with such cruelty? This morning I had to take Baby DRAGONE … Continue reading

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CRACK

Hello.  My name is DRAGONE.  And I’m a compulsive cracker. Since the age of 6 I’ve been cracking every part of my body that cracks.  My parents used to warn me that I would get arthritis when I’m old.  Like … Continue reading

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Loving the Random

Focusing on one thing and doing it well is so old fashioned.  It’s like the art of handwriting.  I can respect nice hand writing, but let’s be real here.  It’s just not a necessary skill anymore.  Same with cooking, ironing, … Continue reading

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My Love Manifesto

DRAGONE is in a foul mood.  He was in the middle of a Gedankenexperiment (an Albert Einstein thought experiment) while writing his love manifesto, when the phone rang. Look Mr. Asswipe, if I wanted to sign up for Rogers Internet … Continue reading

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