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Happy Anniversary

Happy Anniversary my dear blog.  As of January 1st its been one year.  An easy date to remember.  Good for me, since I am not known to have a very diligent memory. I spent the first 6 months of 2016 … Continue reading

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Yay Blippi!

I haven’t a clue how popular or obscure Blippi is out there beyond the walls of this house.  Not a clue. Over here his videos are the go-to toddler intoxicant to smooth over the early morning madness of necessary bathroom … Continue reading

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Apparently I Was Out In Public With a Froggy Umbrella

Does this look like an umbrella suitable for a grown man?  I ask you readers, in all honesty, what kind of a woman would attempt to humiliate her husband with such cruelty? This morning I had to take Baby DRAGONE … Continue reading

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Is It a Horse Or a Giraffe?

The animal in question, seen here on your right, is clearly a horse.  A spotted horse, but clearly a horse.  I present to you, on your left, an actual giraffe so that you can have a proper comparison . You … Continue reading

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Why Justin Bieber?

I don’t get it.  Why Justin Bieber? A few months ago I wrote a blog, a fake news article, about Justin Bieber getting a brain transplant.  He was going to switch brains with brainiac physicist Stephen Hawking, who is confined … Continue reading

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CRACK

Hello.  My name is DRAGONE.  And I’m a compulsive cracker. Since the age of 6 I’ve been cracking every part of my body that cracks.  My parents used to warn me that I would get arthritis when I’m old.  Like … Continue reading

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It’s NOT My Donut Butt Cushion

I’m sitting on a cushion with a hole in the middle.  It’s purposely made that way.  You see, I finished the afternoon with a high protein chocolate peanut butter bar.  This was followed by two hours of playing soccer with … Continue reading

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