Tag Archives: blogging

I Can’t Think of a Title

DRAGONE is bored.  He is bored of the Sun.  He is bored of the calm and bored of the drama.  He is bored of that piece of popcorn that is stuck between his molars.  DRAGONE sighs. Another boring person walks … Continue reading

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The Art of Blogging

Due to my great perceived success as a master blogger, and fortunately for you my humanitarian tendency/strategy, I, DRAGONE, shall empty my skull to give you, the bloggee, my pearls of jam.  I have compiled a list of advice in … Continue reading

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Now Isn’t This Sweet?

All I was doing was using Google to look up “doughnuts” vs. “donuts”.  Is it a Canadian vs. American spelling thing?  I am a plain sort of guy so I like to use the term donut.  Just like I use … Continue reading

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Real Men Don’t Write

Writing is for girls and sissies.  Not for real men.  If real men wish to share their feelings, which isn’t very often, then usually one of two activities ensue:  fighting or sex.  Actually, usually both of those activities ensue, unless … Continue reading

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Blogging Tips For Newbies

Hello fellow newbie bloggers.  Being a beginner blogger myself, I feel particularly qualified to give advice on blogging since I am currently in the midst of making all of the same mistakes that you are.  If I wait until I … Continue reading

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Why Justin Bieber?

I don’t get it.  Why Justin Bieber? A few months ago I wrote a blog, a fake news article, about Justin Bieber getting a brain transplant.  He was going to switch brains with brainiac physicist Stephen Hawking, who is confined … Continue reading

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Mr. Fancypants

Today, DRAGONE shall be known as Mr. Fancypants.  That is because he is wearing fancy pants.  He is also wearing a fancy shirt with a fancy tie, and a fancy suit jacket.  These latter items are irritating DRAGONE, errrrr … … Continue reading

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Sitting Naked On My Writer’s Block

There’s my writer’s block.  A block of ice.  I can try to chisel some shit piece of art out of it, but I’m not an artist so that won’t turn out well.  I can take a blow torch to it, … Continue reading

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What Are You An Expert At?

10,000 hours.  So say the “experts”.  That’s how long you need to practice at something before you can be an “expert” at it.  Whatever.  Who knows.  It’s just a number.  Everyone is an expert at something.  Actually more than one … Continue reading

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Blogger Recognition Award

Thank you, Jean, from Mixtapes & Cupcakes, for nominating me for this award.  This is a really well written site about family and other random topics that’s always a fun read. Here are the rules for this award: The Rules … Continue reading

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