Tag Archives: comedy
The Tragedy of Mr. Gru: His Heartwarming Story Eclipsed by Pesky Little Minions
It’s like my Grandma always said. Old people are just like little babies. Except that everyone loves babies. My poor Grandma. Poor Mr. Gru. A veteran bad guy who spent years toiling in the supervillain minor leagues, scheming of grandiose … Continue reading
Top Ten Philosophies To Live/Love By
I’m still upset about David Letterman morphing into a homeless man. I feel like we’ve lost him. And so, to carry on my tribute to him, here is a TOP TEN list. I know that in my last post I … Continue reading
My Viewer Mail (Tribute to David Letterman)
I am sad to inform you that David Letterman has morphed into a homeless man. This is a picture courtesy of CNN, which as everyone knows wouldn’t report anything unless a majority of its viewers believe it to be true. … Continue reading
What Are You An Expert At?
10,000 hours. So say the “experts”. That’s how long you need to practice at something before you can be an “expert” at it. Whatever. Who knows. It’s just a number. Everyone is an expert at something. Actually more than one … Continue reading
Happy International Fuck the Dog Day!
It seems like there’s been so many special days lately that I thought to myself, “DRAGONE, why don’t you make a special day for yourself and others to share?” As always, I’ve turned my wacked thoughts into action, and here … Continue reading
The Escalator Nazi
The Escalator Nazi is a tall man, built like a pencil, and dressed in a fancy suit. He points his arm upwards, his version of a Nazi salute. His eyes bulge out of his head, like the furor he thinks … Continue reading
I’ve Got a Game For You
Let’s play “Guess who said that”. Material brought to you by Donald Trump, Homer Simpson, and Peter Griffin (Family Guy). Answers are at the end, so don’t peek! “Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates … Continue reading
Motivation For A Saturday Afternoon
HOW TO WANT THE LIFE YOU’VE GOT Well hello again. Glad you can join me as I settle down into my old tweed Lazyboy recliner. I am exhausted from brushing my teeth for the past hour but those pearly whites … Continue reading
How To Become Canadian
I understand that some of you down South of the border are considering moving up North, given your choices of Presidential candidates. Hey, I can’t say I blame you. But before you make the big move, there are a few … Continue reading
