Tag Archives: comedy

I’ve Got a Game For You

Let’s play “Guess who said that”.  Material brought to you by Donald Trump, Homer Simpson, and Peter Griffin (Family Guy).  Answers are at the end, so don’t peek!   “Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates … Continue reading

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Motivation For A Saturday Afternoon

HOW TO WANT THE LIFE YOU’VE GOT Well hello again.  Glad you can join me as I settle down into my old tweed Lazyboy recliner.  I am exhausted from brushing my teeth for the past hour but those pearly whites … Continue reading

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How To Become Canadian

I understand that some of you down South of the border are considering moving up North, given your choices of Presidential candidates.  Hey, I can’t say I blame you.  But before you make the big move, there are a few … Continue reading

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I’m In Love With Charlize Theron

Whenever anyone asks me who I think is the hottest woman in Hollywood I’m stumped for an answer.  You see, I actually watch a movie for the story and the acting.  It never occurs to me to watch a movie … Continue reading

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How Are You Feeling Today?

This chart has been stuck to my fridge door for the past few years.  I don’t get it any more now than when it first made it’s way into my daily life. How am I feeling?  It’s Sunday, I’m feeling … Continue reading

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Top 10 Funniest Lines In Ben Stiller Movies

In the lunchroom today a coworker was saying that “The Watch” is one of the best movies that she’s ever seen.  I almost shit my pants.  I sharted in fact.  “The Watch” is one of the only awful movies that … Continue reading

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Hey Hollywood, Enough With the Superhero Remakes, OK?

There’s no originality in Hollywood anymore.  Maybe there never was.  But now its just getting ridiculous.  Just how many superheroes can one planet harbor? I enjoyed the first few superhero movies that came out, such as Superman, Batman, Spiderman.  Even … Continue reading

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