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The Art of Working Out

As you all may have guessed by now, I have always fancied myself a rather accomplished amateur bodybuilder.  I was really into it for a while.  And let me tell you, the strict regimen is grueling to say the least.  … Continue reading

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How **NOT** To Pick Up Women At the Gym

As you all may have guessed by now, I have always fancied myself a rather accomplished amateur bodybuilder.  I was really into it for a while.  And let me tell you, the strict regimen is grueling to say the least.  … Continue reading

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Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

Rejection.  What an ugly word.  We’ve all been there.  We’ve all had to go through the pain.  The trauma.  The tears. Yes, I am talking about the hurt that goes with having to reject someone.  Being rejected is easy in … Continue reading

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Springtime is Tornado Season

I feel sorry for the guy who came up with the idea of naming hurricanes after women.  He must not have had much luck with the ladies.  Times have changed, and now they name hurricanes after men too.   Either way, … Continue reading

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The Ewww Side of Bald

You know it’s springtime in the city when you start spotting old bald men driving red convertibles.  Sometimes the convertibles are white, but the men are always old, and they are always bald. This does not make sense.  Why would … Continue reading

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Online Dating Pictures: Tips for Guys

Hey guys, being a man in the 21st Century is hard.  You’re told that you have to be sensitive, and yet still be a man.  You’re expected to pull your share with the housework and child care, and yet still … Continue reading

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Oh No, Not April Fool’s Day

April Fool’s Day is almost upon us, and I have to be honest with you guys.  I just ain’t feeling it.  As you have probably surmised by now, there’s nothing that gives me greater pleasure than to make fun of … Continue reading

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My Fantasy High School Sweetheart

High school was great.  I don’t know what everyone complains about.  A face full of pussy zits, polar mood swings, relentless bullying, awkward social interactions, and spontaneous erections.  It was all great.  As an adult on his way to becoming somewhat well … Continue reading

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Top Ten Philosophies To Live/Love By

I’m still upset about David Letterman morphing into a homeless man.  I feel like we’ve lost him.  And so, to carry on my tribute to him, here is a TOP TEN list.  I know that in my last post I … Continue reading

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A New Idea for the Male Fragrance Industry

Let me start off by saying that I know nothing about the male fragrance industry, or the female fragrance industry for that matter.  I can’t remember the last time I used cologne.  I only use deodorant because my wife insists … Continue reading

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