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My Fantasy High School Sweetheart

High school was great.  I don’t know what everyone complains about.  A face full of pussy zits, polar mood swings, relentless bullying, awkward social interactions, and spontaneous erections.  It was all great.  As an adult on his way to becoming somewhat well … Continue reading

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Top Ten Philosophies To Live/Love By

I’m still upset about David Letterman morphing into a homeless man.  I feel like we’ve lost him.  And so, to carry on my tribute to him, here is a TOP TEN list.  I know that in my last post I … Continue reading

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A New Idea for the Male Fragrance Industry

Let me start off by saying that I know nothing about the male fragrance industry, or the female fragrance industry for that matter.  I can’t remember the last time I used cologne.  I only use deodorant because my wife insists … Continue reading

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This is NOT a Valentine’s Day Post

That’s right, it’s February the 14th and the last thing on my mind is Valentine’s Day.  Why?  Because DRAGONE is an independent thinker and feeler.  He does not follow the sheep to wherever it is that sheep go.  He wouldn’t … Continue reading

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PHONY Stubble

I’m talking about manly stubble here.  Not female stubble, although that’s a different issue (kind of like male breasts).  And when I say “manly stubble” I want to distinguish that from the phony stubble that some men grow. That’s right … Continue reading

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PHONY PRICKS

There is nothing I hate more than a PHONY!   Phony politicians – send them to jail!  Seriously, there should be special laws for these vultures.  Phony public figures of any kind make me sick.  Phony people trying to sell me … Continue reading

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How To Pick Up Women at the Gym

As you all may have guessed by now, I have always fancied myself a rather accomplished amateur bodybuilder.  I was really into it for a while.  And let me tell you, the strict regimen is grueling to say the least.  … Continue reading

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