Tag Archives: funny
Now Isn’t This Sweet?
All I was doing was using Google to look up “doughnuts” vs. “donuts”. Is it a Canadian vs. American spelling thing? I am a plain sort of guy so I like to use the term donut. Just like I use … Continue reading
How **NOT** To Pick Up Women At the Gym
As you all may have guessed by now, I have always fancied myself a rather accomplished amateur bodybuilder. I was really into it for a while. And let me tell you, the strict regimen is grueling to say the least. … Continue reading
Breaking Up Is Hard To Do
Rejection. What an ugly word. We’ve all been there. We’ve all had to go through the pain. The trauma. The tears. Yes, I am talking about the hurt that goes with having to reject someone. Being rejected is easy in … Continue reading
2016 Predictions: The Aftermath of the Taylor Swift / Calvin Harris Break Up
“It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future” – The Great Yogi Berra The heartbroken Calvin Harris will go back to his roots. He will decide that Calvin is too nerdy a name for a hip guy … Continue reading
Real Men Don’t Write
Writing is for girls and sissies. Not for real men. If real men wish to share their feelings, which isn’t very often, then usually one of two activities ensue: fighting or sex. Actually, usually both of those activities ensue, unless … Continue reading
Letter of Apology to LeBron James
Dear LeBron, I am so sorry for your loss. Or rather two losses, to the Toronto Raptors. I know, it’s just not fair. You were supposed to win the championship in 16 games. The refs told you they’d have your … Continue reading
Anti-Cleaning Rant
Spring cleaning is oh so much fun! I personally prefer to just push things further and further into the various closets of our house. But then again, had we not embarked on this oh so fun adventure, on a beautiful … Continue reading
Blogging Tips For Newbies
Hello fellow newbie bloggers. Being a beginner blogger myself, I feel particularly qualified to give advice on blogging since I am currently in the midst of making all of the same mistakes that you are. If I wait until I … Continue reading
NEEDS
Men have needs. Mrs. DRAGONE still fails to understand this. After a long day at work, playing soccer with teenagers, I come home tired and exhausted. More exhausted than tired usually. And when I come home, I expect a certain … Continue reading
What I Learned Taking a Group of High School Boys to a Soccer Tournament
Sun hot. Rain cold. Never trust a teenage boy with car keys. In this case, the keys were locked in the car ignition, draining the battery. It’s ok for adults to swear at kids at the top of their lungs, … Continue reading
