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Now Isn’t This Sweet?

All I was doing was using Google to look up “doughnuts” vs. “donuts”.  Is it a Canadian vs. American spelling thing?  I am a plain sort of guy so I like to use the term donut.  Just like I use … Continue reading

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How **NOT** To Pick Up Women At the Gym

As you all may have guessed by now, I have always fancied myself a rather accomplished amateur bodybuilder.  I was really into it for a while.  And let me tell you, the strict regimen is grueling to say the least.  … Continue reading

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Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

Rejection.  What an ugly word.  We’ve all been there.  We’ve all had to go through the pain.  The trauma.  The tears. Yes, I am talking about the hurt that goes with having to reject someone.  Being rejected is easy in … Continue reading

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2016 Predictions: The Aftermath of the Taylor Swift / Calvin Harris Break Up

  “It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future” – The Great Yogi Berra   The heartbroken Calvin Harris will go back to his roots. He will decide that Calvin is too nerdy a name for a hip guy … Continue reading

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Real Men Don’t Write

Writing is for girls and sissies.  Not for real men.  If real men wish to share their feelings, which isn’t very often, then usually one of two activities ensue:  fighting or sex.  Actually, usually both of those activities ensue, unless … Continue reading

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Letter of Apology to LeBron James

Dear LeBron, I am so sorry for your loss.  Or rather two losses, to the Toronto Raptors.  I know, it’s just not fair. You were supposed to win the championship in 16 games.  The refs told you they’d have your … Continue reading

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Anti-Cleaning Rant

Spring cleaning is oh so much fun!  I personally prefer to just push things further and further into the various closets of our house.  But then again, had we not embarked on this oh so fun adventure, on a beautiful … Continue reading

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