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Why Justin Bieber?

I don’t get it.  Why Justin Bieber? A few months ago I wrote a blog, a fake news article, about Justin Bieber getting a brain transplant.  He was going to switch brains with brainiac physicist Stephen Hawking, who is confined … Continue reading

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It’s Mouse Hunting Season!

I don’t care what anyone else says, men are natural born hunters.  I grew up in the city and so was not raised in a hunting and fishing culture.  I didn’t even have any pets, other than a couple of … Continue reading

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The Funny Side of Bald

A picture is worth a thousand words.  Or, I’m just too damn lazy to write anything, but I found some really funny tattoos on bald men.  Have a looky here … An excrutiatingly long time to “mow the lawn”.   … Continue reading

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The Sexy Side of Bald

Yeah, sure, bald can be Ewww.  Like a creepy old bald guy in a red convertible giving you the ol’ wink.  But is that really the bald that’s Ewww, or is it the guy? DRAGONE is here to tell you that … Continue reading

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The Ewww Side of Bald

You know it’s springtime in the city when you start spotting old bald men driving red convertibles.  Sometimes the convertibles are white, but the men are always old, and they are always bald. This does not make sense.  Why would … Continue reading

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Cutting Grass vs. Shoveling Snow

I hate cutting the grass.  Not because it’s hard work – it’s not.  But it’s tedious work.  I hate having to move the lawn mower sideways to cut around oddly shaped edges.  Speaking of edges, I hate edging (or whatever … Continue reading

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Sun. Hot.

 Sun.  Hot.  I’ve been in the habit of imitating my 2-year-old lately.  He talks in one word statements.  But hey, isn’t that the latest cool style of writing?  Must.  Listen.  More.  To.  Kids.  Nah, I don’t think I have the … Continue reading

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It’s NOT My Donut Butt Cushion

I’m sitting on a cushion with a hole in the middle.  It’s purposely made that way.  You see, I finished the afternoon with a high protein chocolate peanut butter bar.  This was followed by two hours of playing soccer with … Continue reading

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Loving the Random

Focusing on one thing and doing it well is so old fashioned.  It’s like the art of handwriting.  I can respect nice hand writing, but let’s be real here.  It’s just not a necessary skill anymore.  Same with cooking, ironing, … Continue reading

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Another Music Tragedy: Justin Bieber Found In His Hotel Room, Alive

Justin Bieber, for so many, many reasons, you are such a DOUCHE.

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