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The Tragedy of Mr. Gru: His Heartwarming Story Eclipsed by Pesky Little Minions

It’s like my Grandma always said.  Old people are just like little babies.  Except that everyone loves babies.  My poor Grandma. Poor Mr. Gru.  A veteran bad guy who spent years toiling in the supervillain minor leagues, scheming of grandiose … Continue reading

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Mr. Fancypants

Today, DRAGONE shall be known as Mr. Fancypants.  That is because he is wearing fancy pants.  He is also wearing a fancy shirt with a fancy tie, and a fancy suit jacket.  These latter items are irritating DRAGONE, errrrr … … Continue reading

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I Have No Idea

I have no idea what I’m doing half the time.  Other times I know I’m doing it wrong, but maybe somehow it will still work out.  I can’t remember most of the things I say, and I don’t even say … Continue reading

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Sitting Naked On My Writer’s Block

There’s my writer’s block.  A block of ice.  I can try to chisel some shit piece of art out of it, but I’m not an artist so that won’t turn out well.  I can take a blow torch to it, … Continue reading

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Celebrities I’ve Stared Down

DRAGONE knows how to stare.  Or maybe, DRAGONE knows how to fake a stare. What is a fake stare you ask?  It’s when you’re confused and have no idea how to react to a situation, so you just stand there.  … Continue reading

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Food and Coffee Rant

Mrs. DRAGONE and I fight about food and coffee.  It’s cloaked as a fight about health.  It’s really a fight about the planet. She believes in a vegetable based diet.  Because she claims it’s healthy, but more importantly because it … Continue reading

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Online Dating Pictures: Tips for Guys

Hey guys, being a man in the 21st Century is hard.  You’re told that you have to be sensitive, and yet still be a man.  You’re expected to pull your share with the housework and child care, and yet still … Continue reading

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My Love Manifesto

DRAGONE is in a foul mood.  He was in the middle of a Gedankenexperiment (an Albert Einstein thought experiment) while writing his love manifesto, when the phone rang. Look Mr. Asswipe, if I wanted to sign up for Rogers Internet … Continue reading

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Baseball Is Not A Sport

As you all know, I am a BIG sports fanatic.  I love all sports.  NBA Basketball, NFL Football, NCAA Basketball, High School Football, NAACP Basketball, and so on.  I love them all!  But baseball, ladies and gentlemen, is not a … Continue reading

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Happy International Fuck the Dog Day!

It seems like there’s been so many special days lately that I thought to myself, “DRAGONE, why don’t you make a special day for yourself and others to share?”  As always, I’ve turned my wacked thoughts into action, and here … Continue reading

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