Tag Archives: health

My Thirst For Knowledge

I’ve never fully understood the expression “thirst for knowledge” until today, at 5:30 in the morning, when I woke up from bed very, very thirsty.  I could feel a hairy lump in my throat which could only signify one thing … Continue reading

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The Sexy Side of Bald

Yeah, sure, bald can be Ewww.  Like a creepy old bald guy in a red convertible giving you the ol’ wink.  But is that really the bald that’s Ewww, or is it the guy? DRAGONE is here to tell you that … Continue reading

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Sun. Hot.

 Sun.  Hot.  I’ve been in the habit of imitating my 2-year-old lately.  He talks in one word statements.  But hey, isn’t that the latest cool style of writing?  Must.  Listen.  More.  To.  Kids.  Nah, I don’t think I have the … Continue reading

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

CRACK

Hello.  My name is DRAGONE.  And I’m a compulsive cracker. Since the age of 6 I’ve been cracking every part of my body that cracks.  My parents used to warn me that I would get arthritis when I’m old.  Like … Continue reading

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

It’s NOT My Donut Butt Cushion

I’m sitting on a cushion with a hole in the middle.  It’s purposely made that way.  You see, I finished the afternoon with a high protein chocolate peanut butter bar.  This was followed by two hours of playing soccer with … Continue reading

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Online Dating Pictures: Tips for Guys

Hey guys, being a man in the 21st Century is hard.  You’re told that you have to be sensitive, and yet still be a man.  You’re expected to pull your share with the housework and child care, and yet still … Continue reading

Posted in Humor | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 6 Comments