Tag Archives: health
The Art of Working Out
As you all may have guessed by now, I have always fancied myself a rather accomplished amateur bodybuilder. I was really into it for a while. And let me tell you, the strict regimen is grueling to say the least. … Continue reading
My Thirst For Knowledge
I’ve never fully understood the expression “thirst for knowledge” until today, at 5:30 in the morning, when I woke up from bed very, very thirsty. I could feel a hairy lump in my throat which could only signify one thing … Continue reading
The Sexy Side of Bald
Yeah, sure, bald can be Ewww. Like a creepy old bald guy in a red convertible giving you the ol’ wink. But is that really the bald that’s Ewww, or is it the guy? DRAGONE is here to tell you that … Continue reading
Sun. Hot.
Sun. Hot. I’ve been in the habit of imitating my 2-year-old lately. He talks in one word statements. But hey, isn’t that the latest cool style of writing? Must. Listen. More. To. Kids. Nah, I don’t think I have the … Continue reading
CRACK
Hello. My name is DRAGONE. And I’m a compulsive cracker. Since the age of 6 I’ve been cracking every part of my body that cracks. My parents used to warn me that I would get arthritis when I’m old. Like … Continue reading
It’s NOT My Donut Butt Cushion
I’m sitting on a cushion with a hole in the middle. It’s purposely made that way. You see, I finished the afternoon with a high protein chocolate peanut butter bar. This was followed by two hours of playing soccer with … Continue reading
Online Dating Pictures: Tips for Guys
Hey guys, being a man in the 21st Century is hard. You’re told that you have to be sensitive, and yet still be a man. You’re expected to pull your share with the housework and child care, and yet still … Continue reading
