Tag Archives: high school

How **NOT** To Pick Up Women At the Gym

As you all may have guessed by now, I have always fancied myself a rather accomplished amateur bodybuilder.  I was really into it for a while.  And let me tell you, the strict regimen is grueling to say the least.  … Continue reading

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Signed By “Who’s Always Late For Class? – Jennifer Ping”

Who knew that Godiva chocolates were delicious?  I’ve always listed Ferrero Roches as my favourites, and they still are, but despite the fact that these Godivas are made with dark chocolate they are indeed delicious.  Thank you Jennifer Ping. Yes, … Continue reading

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What I Learned Taking a Group of High School Boys to a Soccer Tournament

Sun hot. Rain cold. Never trust a teenage boy with car keys. In this case, the keys were locked in the car ignition, draining the battery. It’s ok for adults to swear at kids at the top of their lungs, … Continue reading

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Springtime is Tornado Season

I feel sorry for the guy who came up with the idea of naming hurricanes after women.  He must not have had much luck with the ladies.  Times have changed, and now they name hurricanes after men too.   Either way, … Continue reading

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Mr. Fancypants

Today, DRAGONE shall be known as Mr. Fancypants.  That is because he is wearing fancy pants.  He is also wearing a fancy shirt with a fancy tie, and a fancy suit jacket.  These latter items are irritating DRAGONE, errrrr … … Continue reading

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My Fantasy High School Sweetheart

High school was great.  I don’t know what everyone complains about.  A face full of pussy zits, polar mood swings, relentless bullying, awkward social interactions, and spontaneous erections.  It was all great.  As an adult on his way to becoming somewhat well … Continue reading

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The Trouble With Teenage Technology

I’m sitting in a high school gym surrounded by annoying little machines that are zigzagging around me.  Their little motors purring, their little gears twirling, and their little wheels spinning their gangly bodies round and round.  Not even pausing to … Continue reading

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