Tag Archives: humor
HI!
So its been 16 months since this DRAGONE reared its ugly head onto your screen. But 16 months in my writer’s world means nothing to me. Being a fictional character means that 16 months pass like 16 minutes. Why, I … Continue reading
Happy Anniversary
Happy Anniversary my dear blog. As of January 1st its been one year. An easy date to remember. Good for me, since I am not known to have a very diligent memory. I spent the first 6 months of 2016 … Continue reading
Walking in High Heels
I think I know what it feels like to walk in high heels. You see, several times a day I need to walk outside of my front door. To the car, to the garbage bins, to whatever. But since I’m … Continue reading
Yay Blippi!
I haven’t a clue how popular or obscure Blippi is out there beyond the walls of this house. Not a clue. Over here his videos are the go-to toddler intoxicant to smooth over the early morning madness of necessary bathroom … Continue reading
Now Isn’t This Sweet?
All I was doing was using Google to look up “doughnuts” vs. “donuts”. Is it a Canadian vs. American spelling thing? I am a plain sort of guy so I like to use the term donut. Just like I use … Continue reading
Apparently I Was Out In Public With a Froggy Umbrella
Does this look like an umbrella suitable for a grown man? I ask you readers, in all honesty, what kind of a woman would attempt to humiliate her husband with such cruelty? This morning I had to take Baby DRAGONE … Continue reading
Is It a Horse Or a Giraffe?
The animal in question, seen here on your right, is clearly a horse. A spotted horse, but clearly a horse. I present to you, on your left, an actual giraffe so that you can have a proper comparison . You … Continue reading
Shit Happened
Hey, shit happens. Everyone knows that, even my toddler. But this week, shit actually happened. To me. Shit. So picture this. It’s the last day of June. School’s out! DRAGONE is looking at 2 solid months of blogging, working out, taking … Continue reading
How **NOT** To Pick Up Women At the Gym
As you all may have guessed by now, I have always fancied myself a rather accomplished amateur bodybuilder. I was really into it for a while. And let me tell you, the strict regimen is grueling to say the least. … Continue reading
Breaking Up Is Hard To Do
Rejection. What an ugly word. We’ve all been there. We’ve all had to go through the pain. The trauma. The tears. Yes, I am talking about the hurt that goes with having to reject someone. Being rejected is easy in … Continue reading
