Tag Archives: kids

Yay Blippi!

I haven’t a clue how popular or obscure Blippi is out there beyond the walls of this house.  Not a clue. Over here his videos are the go-to toddler intoxicant to smooth over the early morning madness of necessary bathroom … Continue reading

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Apparently I Was Out In Public With a Froggy Umbrella

Does this look like an umbrella suitable for a grown man?  I ask you readers, in all honesty, what kind of a woman would attempt to humiliate her husband with such cruelty? This morning I had to take Baby DRAGONE … Continue reading

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Is It a Horse Or a Giraffe?

The animal in question, seen here on your right, is clearly a horse.  A spotted horse, but clearly a horse.  I present to you, on your left, an actual giraffe so that you can have a proper comparison . You … Continue reading

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Sun. Hot.

 Sun.  Hot.  I’ve been in the habit of imitating my 2-year-old lately.  He talks in one word statements.  But hey, isn’t that the latest cool style of writing?  Must.  Listen.  More.  To.  Kids.  Nah, I don’t think I have the … Continue reading

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Mr. Fancypants

Today, DRAGONE shall be known as Mr. Fancypants.  That is because he is wearing fancy pants.  He is also wearing a fancy shirt with a fancy tie, and a fancy suit jacket.  These latter items are irritating DRAGONE, errrrr … … Continue reading

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Sitting Naked On My Writer’s Block

There’s my writer’s block.  A block of ice.  I can try to chisel some shit piece of art out of it, but I’m not an artist so that won’t turn out well.  I can take a blow torch to it, … Continue reading

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How do you moms do it?

I’m home for March Break and as it happens so is my toddler, sick with a fever.  He falls asleep on me and we lie on the couch together.  If I move, he cries.  So I don’t move.  I just … Continue reading

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