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NEEDS

Men have needs.  Mrs. DRAGONE still fails to understand this.  After a long day at work, playing soccer with teenagers, I come home tired and exhausted.  More exhausted than tired usually.  And when I come home, I expect a certain … Continue reading

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The Funny Side of Bald

A picture is worth a thousand words.  Or, I’m just too damn lazy to write anything, but I found some really funny tattoos on bald men.  Have a looky here … An excrutiatingly long time to “mow the lawn”.   … Continue reading

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The Sexy Side of Bald

Yeah, sure, bald can be Ewww.  Like a creepy old bald guy in a red convertible giving you the ol’ wink.  But is that really the bald that’s Ewww, or is it the guy? DRAGONE is here to tell you that … Continue reading

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The Ewww Side of Bald

You know it’s springtime in the city when you start spotting old bald men driving red convertibles.  Sometimes the convertibles are white, but the men are always old, and they are always bald. This does not make sense.  Why would … Continue reading

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Cutting Grass vs. Shoveling Snow

I hate cutting the grass.  Not because it’s hard work – it’s not.  But it’s tedious work.  I hate having to move the lawn mower sideways to cut around oddly shaped edges.  Speaking of edges, I hate edging (or whatever … Continue reading

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Sun. Hot.

 Sun.  Hot.  I’ve been in the habit of imitating my 2-year-old lately.  He talks in one word statements.  But hey, isn’t that the latest cool style of writing?  Must.  Listen.  More.  To.  Kids.  Nah, I don’t think I have the … Continue reading

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CRACK

Hello.  My name is DRAGONE.  And I’m a compulsive cracker. Since the age of 6 I’ve been cracking every part of my body that cracks.  My parents used to warn me that I would get arthritis when I’m old.  Like … Continue reading

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