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The Art of Working Out

As you all may have guessed by now, I have always fancied myself a rather accomplished amateur bodybuilder.  I was really into it for a while.  And let me tell you, the strict regimen is grueling to say the least.  … Continue reading

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My Thirst For Knowledge

I’ve never fully understood the expression “thirst for knowledge” until today, at 5:30 in the morning, when I woke up from bed very, very thirsty.  I could feel a hairy lump in my throat which could only signify one thing … Continue reading

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My Dingy Basement

I’m starting to get used to my dingy little basement.  I have been banished here for 3 months now by Mrs. Dragone, or shall I say the ex-Mrs. Dragone.  That’s right, its unofficially official.  The ex-Mrs. Dragone may have tried … Continue reading

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Springtime is Tornado Season

I feel sorry for the guy who came up with the idea of naming hurricanes after women.  He must not have had much luck with the ladies.  Times have changed, and now they name hurricanes after men too.   Either way, … Continue reading

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My Love Manifesto

DRAGONE is in a foul mood.  He was in the middle of a Gedankenexperiment (an Albert Einstein thought experiment) while writing his love manifesto, when the phone rang. Look Mr. Asswipe, if I wanted to sign up for Rogers Internet … Continue reading

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Oh No, Not April Fool’s Day

April Fool’s Day is almost upon us, and I have to be honest with you guys.  I just ain’t feeling it.  As you have probably surmised by now, there’s nothing that gives me greater pleasure than to make fun of … Continue reading

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Top Ten Philosophies To Live/Love By

I’m still upset about David Letterman morphing into a homeless man.  I feel like we’ve lost him.  And so, to carry on my tribute to him, here is a TOP TEN list.  I know that in my last post I … Continue reading

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I’m In Love With Charlize Theron

Whenever anyone asks me who I think is the hottest woman in Hollywood I’m stumped for an answer.  You see, I actually watch a movie for the story and the acting.  It never occurs to me to watch a movie … Continue reading

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This is NOT a Valentine’s Day Post

That’s right, it’s February the 14th and the last thing on my mind is Valentine’s Day.  Why?  Because DRAGONE is an independent thinker and feeler.  He does not follow the sheep to wherever it is that sheep go.  He wouldn’t … Continue reading

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PHONY Stubble

I’m talking about manly stubble here.  Not female stubble, although that’s a different issue (kind of like male breasts).  And when I say “manly stubble” I want to distinguish that from the phony stubble that some men grow. That’s right … Continue reading

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