Tag Archives: love

My Thirst For Knowledge

Posted on June 3, 2018 by

I’ve never fully understood the expression “thirst for knowledge” until today, at 5:30 in the morning, when I woke up from bed very, very thirsty.  I could feel a hairy lump in my throat which could only signify one thing … Continue reading →

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My Dingy Basement

Posted on May 24, 2018 by

I’m starting to get used to my dingy little basement.  I have been banished here for 3 months now by Mrs. Dragone, or shall I say the ex-Mrs. Dragone.  That’s right, its unofficially official.  The ex-Mrs. Dragone may have tried … Continue reading →

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Springtime is Tornado Season

Posted on May 16, 2016 by

I feel sorry for the guy who came up with the idea of naming hurricanes after women.  He must not have had much luck with the ladies.  Times have changed, and now they name hurricanes after men too.   Either way, … Continue reading →

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My Love Manifesto

Posted on April 2, 2016 by

DRAGONE is in a foul mood.  He was in the middle of a Gedankenexperiment (an Albert Einstein thought experiment) while writing his love manifesto, when the phone rang. Look Mr. Asswipe, if I wanted to sign up for Rogers Internet … Continue reading →

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Oh No, Not April Fool’s Day

Posted on March 31, 2016 by

April Fool’s Day is almost upon us, and I have to be honest with you guys.  I just ain’t feeling it.  As you have probably surmised by now, there’s nothing that gives me greater pleasure than to make fun of … Continue reading →

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Top Ten Philosophies To Live/Love By

Posted on March 28, 2016 by

I’m still upset about David Letterman morphing into a homeless man.  I feel like we’ve lost him.  And so, to carry on my tribute to him, here is a TOP TEN list.  I know that in my last post I … Continue reading →

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I’m In Love With Charlize Theron

Posted on February 29, 2016 by

Whenever anyone asks me who I think is the hottest woman in Hollywood I’m stumped for an answer.  You see, I actually watch a movie for the story and the acting.  It never occurs to me to watch a movie … Continue reading →

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