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How **NOT** To Pick Up Women At the Gym

As you all may have guessed by now, I have always fancied myself a rather accomplished amateur bodybuilder.  I was really into it for a while.  And let me tell you, the strict regimen is grueling to say the least.  … Continue reading

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The Ewww Side of Bald

You know it’s springtime in the city when you start spotting old bald men driving red convertibles.  Sometimes the convertibles are white, but the men are always old, and they are always bald. This does not make sense.  Why would … Continue reading

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It’s NOT My Donut Butt Cushion

I’m sitting on a cushion with a hole in the middle.  It’s purposely made that way.  You see, I finished the afternoon with a high protein chocolate peanut butter bar.  This was followed by two hours of playing soccer with … Continue reading

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PHONY Stubble

I’m talking about manly stubble here.  Not female stubble, although that’s a different issue (kind of like male breasts).  And when I say “manly stubble” I want to distinguish that from the phony stubble that some men grow. That’s right … Continue reading

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