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2016 Predictions: The Aftermath of the Taylor Swift / Calvin Harris Break Up

  “It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future” – The Great Yogi Berra   The heartbroken Calvin Harris will go back to his roots. He will decide that Calvin is too nerdy a name for a hip guy … Continue reading

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Another Music Tragedy: Justin Bieber Found In His Hotel Room, Alive

Justin Bieber, for so many, many reasons, you are such a DOUCHE.

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My Prince Secret

I grew up listening to heavy metal, with AC/DC as the standard.  There were brief moments of awesomeness from Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, and the odd Van Halen song.  But AC/DC delivered, song after song, album after album.  Of course, … Continue reading

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Bruce Springsteen, can you write me a note too?

Bruce Springsteen is awesome.  Bruce Springsteen is THE BOSS. Here is the note he wrote to the teacher of a young fan that was out late at one of his concerts: “Dear Ms. Jackson, Xabi has been out very late … Continue reading

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I Want To Meet A Neanderthal

Oh, one more thing on my short bucket list that I mentioned in my last post.  Not only do I want to go into space and chase a tornado (those are separate items), but I also want to meet a … Continue reading

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So You Want To Be A Rock Star? Buy A Djembe

Rock stars have all the fun.  Rock stars get all the girls.  Rock stars get paid to play rock, take drugs, and get laid. If only I could be a rock star.  But to be honest, I wouldn’t be able … Continue reading

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Will Smith To Play Michael Jackson Role

Ok, this may not be official yet, but I have heard from a reliable source (my laser intuition) that the role of Michael Jackson in an upcoming TV program will no longer be given to that white dude.  It will … Continue reading

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