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Roseanne Barr Back with New TV Show

Word is that Roseanne Barr, who’s roller coaster popularity was going straight downhill after her series of bizarre racist tweets a couple of months ago, is on her way back up.  Feeling awful after tweeting “Muslim brotherhood & Planet of … Continue reading

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The Art of Working Out

As you all may have guessed by now, I have always fancied myself a rather accomplished amateur bodybuilder.  I was really into it for a while.  And let me tell you, the strict regimen is grueling to say the least.  … Continue reading

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The Art of Blogging

Due to my great perceived success as a master blogger, and fortunately for you my humanitarian tendency/strategy, I, DRAGONE, shall empty my skull to give you, the bloggee, my pearls of jam.  I have compiled a list of advice in … Continue reading

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My Viewer Mail (Tribute to David Letterman)

I am sad to inform you that David Letterman has morphed into a homeless man.  This is a picture courtesy of CNN, which as everyone knows wouldn’t report anything unless a majority of its viewers believe it to be true. … Continue reading

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Motivation For A Saturday Afternoon

HOW TO WANT THE LIFE YOU’VE GOT Well hello again.  Glad you can join me as I settle down into my old tweed Lazyboy recliner.  I am exhausted from brushing my teeth for the past hour but those pearly whites … Continue reading

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New Versions of Mickey Mouse Unveiled

Barbie now has three new body versions to complement the original style that has been around for the last 65 years or so.  Now little girls (and middle aged women who wish they were little girls) can choose from Curvy … Continue reading

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Captain Phillips Actor Inspired by Oprah

Oprah, for those of you who haven’t heard, is going back down that yo-yo and has lost 26 pounds since August.  She’s joined forces with Weight Watchers and this time has vowed to make her weight loss permanent.  Way to … Continue reading

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Will Smith To Play Michael Jackson Role

Ok, this may not be official yet, but I have heard from a reliable source (my laser intuition) that the role of Michael Jackson in an upcoming TV program will no longer be given to that white dude.  It will … Continue reading

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PHONY Stubble

I’m talking about manly stubble here.  Not female stubble, although that’s a different issue (kind of like male breasts).  And when I say “manly stubble” I want to distinguish that from the phony stubble that some men grow. That’s right … Continue reading

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PHONY PRICKS

There is nothing I hate more than a PHONY!   Phony politicians – send them to jail!  Seriously, there should be special laws for these vultures.  Phony public figures of any kind make me sick.  Phony people trying to sell me … Continue reading

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