Tag Archives: parody
The Art of Working Out
As you all may have guessed by now, I have always fancied myself a rather accomplished amateur bodybuilder. I was really into it for a while. And let me tell you, the strict regimen is grueling to say the least. … Continue reading
The Art of Blogging
Due to my great perceived success as a master blogger, and fortunately for you my humanitarian tendency/strategy, I, DRAGONE, shall empty my skull to give you, the bloggee, my pearls of jam. I have compiled a list of advice in … Continue reading
My Viewer Mail (Tribute to David Letterman)
I am sad to inform you that David Letterman has morphed into a homeless man. This is a picture courtesy of CNN, which as everyone knows wouldn’t report anything unless a majority of its viewers believe it to be true. … Continue reading
Motivation For A Saturday Afternoon
HOW TO WANT THE LIFE YOU’VE GOT Well hello again. Glad you can join me as I settle down into my old tweed Lazyboy recliner. I am exhausted from brushing my teeth for the past hour but those pearly whites … Continue reading
Captain Phillips Actor Inspired by Oprah
Oprah, for those of you who haven’t heard, is going back down that yo-yo and has lost 26 pounds since August. She’s joined forces with Weight Watchers and this time has vowed to make her weight loss permanent. Way to … Continue reading
Will Smith To Play Michael Jackson Role
Ok, this may not be official yet, but I have heard from a reliable source (my laser intuition) that the role of Michael Jackson in an upcoming TV program will no longer be given to that white dude. It will … Continue reading
PHONY Stubble
I’m talking about manly stubble here. Not female stubble, although that’s a different issue (kind of like male breasts). And when I say “manly stubble” I want to distinguish that from the phony stubble that some men grow. That’s right … Continue reading
PHONY PRICKS
There is nothing I hate more than a PHONY! Phony politicians – send them to jail! Seriously, there should be special laws for these vultures. Phony public figures of any kind make me sick. Phony people trying to sell me … Continue reading
