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Will Smith To Play Michael Jackson Role

Ok, this may not be official yet, but I have heard from a reliable source (my laser intuition) that the role of Michael Jackson in an upcoming TV program will no longer be given to that white dude.  It will … Continue reading

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PHONY Stubble

I’m talking about manly stubble here.  Not female stubble, although that’s a different issue (kind of like male breasts).  And when I say “manly stubble” I want to distinguish that from the phony stubble that some men grow. That’s right … Continue reading

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PHONY PRICKS

There is nothing I hate more than a PHONY!   Phony politicians – send them to jail!  Seriously, there should be special laws for these vultures.  Phony public figures of any kind make me sick.  Phony people trying to sell me … Continue reading

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2016 Predictions: The Donald Trump and Sarah Palin Edition

“It’s hard to make predictions, especially about the future.” Early this morning I was gazing deep into my microwave oven, and you know what I saw?  I saw a scene of bloody mayhem.  Well actually it was my breakfast of … Continue reading

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How To Pick Up Women at the Gym

As you all may have guessed by now, I have always fancied myself a rather accomplished amateur bodybuilder.  I was really into it for a while.  And let me tell you, the strict regimen is grueling to say the least.  … Continue reading

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Toronto in January

It’s the middle of January and winter has finally arrived in Toronto.  It’s cold outside.  I wake up in the morning and it’s still dark.  I eat dinner and it’s dark again.  DRAGONE is feeling the winter blues.  DRAGONE is … Continue reading

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I’m Boycotting the Oscars! Who’s With Me?

Good evening all.  I’m just sitting here spinning my head around my neck trying to take in this news.  What is going on with Oscar? It’s making it difficult for me to focus on what I’m really supposed to be … Continue reading

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