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How do you know that pigs can’t fly?
That’s right, Mrs. Butcher, my Grade 5 teacher. How do you know? I dare you to prove it to me. Cuz you can’t. You can’t prove that something doesn’t exist. It’s easy to prove something that you can observe. I … Continue reading
The War On Bacon Must Be Stopped!
Recently some academic know-it-alls announced that highly processed meat, such as bacon, causes cancer. Well I’ve got news for you egg-heads — everything causes cancer! Smoking, nuclear reactor meltdowns, biological weapons, …. and now add bacon to the list. Well … Continue reading
