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How do you know that pigs can’t fly?

That’s right, Mrs. Butcher, my Grade 5 teacher.  How do you know?  I dare you to prove it to me.  Cuz you can’t.  You can’t prove that something doesn’t exist. It’s easy to prove something that you can observe.  I … Continue reading

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The War On Bacon Must Be Stopped!

Recently some academic know-it-alls announced that highly processed meat, such as bacon, causes cancer.  Well I’ve got news for you egg-heads — everything causes cancer! Smoking, nuclear reactor meltdowns, biological weapons, …. and now add bacon to the list. Well … Continue reading

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