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Is It a Horse Or a Giraffe?

The animal in question, seen here on your right, is clearly a horse.  A spotted horse, but clearly a horse.  I present to you, on your left, an actual giraffe so that you can have a proper comparison . You … Continue reading

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How do you know that pigs can’t fly?

That’s right, Mrs. Butcher, my Grade 5 teacher.  How do you know?  I dare you to prove it to me.  Cuz you can’t.  You can’t prove that something doesn’t exist. It’s easy to prove something that you can observe.  I … Continue reading

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The War On Bacon Must Be Stopped!

Recently some academic know-it-alls announced that highly processed meat, such as bacon, causes cancer.  Well I’ve got news for you egg-heads — everything causes cancer! Smoking, nuclear reactor meltdowns, biological weapons, …. and now add bacon to the list. Well … Continue reading

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I Had A Dream

I posted this once before, but since it’s PIE day today, here it is again.  I give myself full permission to repost. Friends, neighbors, acquaintances, and therapists — last night I had a dream. I had a dream that an … Continue reading

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I’ve Got a Game For You

Let’s play “Guess who said that”.  Material brought to you by Donald Trump, Homer Simpson, and Peter Griffin (Family Guy).  Answers are at the end, so don’t peek!   “Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates … Continue reading

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How To Become Canadian

I understand that some of you down South of the border are considering moving up North, given your choices of Presidential candidates.  Hey, I can’t say I blame you.  But before you make the big move, there are a few … Continue reading

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Democracy Rules! John Scott Wins Iowa Republican Caucus as Write-In Candidate

Breaking News from DRAGONE Files: Last night John Scott, one of the NHL’s last goons, won the MVP in the NHL’s All-Star game in Nashville.  He was a write-in candidate for the MVP, which is how he made it to … Continue reading

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PHONY PRICKS

There is nothing I hate more than a PHONY!   Phony politicians – send them to jail!  Seriously, there should be special laws for these vultures.  Phony public figures of any kind make me sick.  Phony people trying to sell me … Continue reading

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2016 Predictions: The Donald Trump and Sarah Palin Edition

“It’s hard to make predictions, especially about the future.” Early this morning I was gazing deep into my microwave oven, and you know what I saw?  I saw a scene of bloody mayhem.  Well actually it was my breakfast of … Continue reading

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Vampires vs. Zombies: A Scientific and Political Analysis

As I am putting the finishing touches on my thesis – that’s right I will soon be a PhD and you will have to refer to me as Dr. DRAGONE – I thought that I would bless you, my faithful … Continue reading

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