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Anti-Cleaning Rant

Spring cleaning is oh so much fun!  I personally prefer to just push things further and further into the various closets of our house.  But then again, had we not embarked on this oh so fun adventure, on a beautiful … Continue reading

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Why Justin Bieber?

I don’t get it.  Why Justin Bieber? A few months ago I wrote a blog, a fake news article, about Justin Bieber getting a brain transplant.  He was going to switch brains with brainiac physicist Stephen Hawking, who is confined … Continue reading

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Cutting Grass vs. Shoveling Snow

I hate cutting the grass.  Not because it’s hard work – it’s not.  But it’s tedious work.  I hate having to move the lawn mower sideways to cut around oddly shaped edges.  Speaking of edges, I hate edging (or whatever … Continue reading

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The Tragedy of Mr. Gru: His Heartwarming Story Eclipsed by Pesky Little Minions

It’s like my Grandma always said.  Old people are just like little babies.  Except that everyone loves babies.  My poor Grandma. Poor Mr. Gru.  A veteran bad guy who spent years toiling in the supervillain minor leagues, scheming of grandiose … Continue reading

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I Have No Idea

I have no idea what I’m doing half the time.  Other times I know I’m doing it wrong, but maybe somehow it will still work out.  I can’t remember most of the things I say, and I don’t even say … Continue reading

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Food and Coffee Rant

Mrs. DRAGONE and I fight about food and coffee.  It’s cloaked as a fight about health.  It’s really a fight about the planet. She believes in a vegetable based diet.  Because she claims it’s healthy, but more importantly because it … Continue reading

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A Non-Humourous Post

Today’s terror attacks in Brussels triggered me.  I don’t know why, because usually I’m not triggered by world events.  Usually I’m triggered by personal events, though I have been triggered all week personally so I guess I’m on edge. I … Continue reading

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