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Blink

DRAGONE does not blink ……………………………………………. first. Go ahead and try me.  Stare into my big bull eyes.  I dare you.  Guaranteed, you will blink first. Why? Because DRAGONE would rather cry than blink.  To hold in pain with a stone … Continue reading

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The Art of Working Out

As you all may have guessed by now, I have always fancied myself a rather accomplished amateur bodybuilder.  I was really into it for a while.  And let me tell you, the strict regimen is grueling to say the least.  … Continue reading

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My Dingy Basement

I’m starting to get used to my dingy little basement.  I have been banished here for 3 months now by Mrs. Dragone, or shall I say the ex-Mrs. Dragone.  That’s right, its unofficially official.  The ex-Mrs. Dragone may have tried … Continue reading

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Apparently I Was Out In Public With a Froggy Umbrella

Does this look like an umbrella suitable for a grown man?  I ask you readers, in all honesty, what kind of a woman would attempt to humiliate her husband with such cruelty? This morning I had to take Baby DRAGONE … Continue reading

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How **NOT** To Pick Up Women At the Gym

As you all may have guessed by now, I have always fancied myself a rather accomplished amateur bodybuilder.  I was really into it for a while.  And let me tell you, the strict regimen is grueling to say the least.  … Continue reading

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Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

Rejection.  What an ugly word.  We’ve all been there.  We’ve all had to go through the pain.  The trauma.  The tears. Yes, I am talking about the hurt that goes with having to reject someone.  Being rejected is easy in … Continue reading

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2016 Predictions: The Aftermath of the Taylor Swift / Calvin Harris Break Up

  “It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future” – The Great Yogi Berra   The heartbroken Calvin Harris will go back to his roots. He will decide that Calvin is too nerdy a name for a hip guy … Continue reading

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