Tag Archives: relationships
Blink
DRAGONE does not blink ……………………………………………. first. Go ahead and try me. Stare into my big bull eyes. I dare you. Guaranteed, you will blink first. Why? Because DRAGONE would rather cry than blink. To hold in pain with a stone … Continue reading
The Art of Working Out
As you all may have guessed by now, I have always fancied myself a rather accomplished amateur bodybuilder. I was really into it for a while. And let me tell you, the strict regimen is grueling to say the least. … Continue reading
My Dingy Basement
I’m starting to get used to my dingy little basement. I have been banished here for 3 months now by Mrs. Dragone, or shall I say the ex-Mrs. Dragone. That’s right, its unofficially official. The ex-Mrs. Dragone may have tried … Continue reading
Apparently I Was Out In Public With a Froggy Umbrella
Does this look like an umbrella suitable for a grown man? I ask you readers, in all honesty, what kind of a woman would attempt to humiliate her husband with such cruelty? This morning I had to take Baby DRAGONE … Continue reading
How **NOT** To Pick Up Women At the Gym
As you all may have guessed by now, I have always fancied myself a rather accomplished amateur bodybuilder. I was really into it for a while. And let me tell you, the strict regimen is grueling to say the least. … Continue reading
Breaking Up Is Hard To Do
Rejection. What an ugly word. We’ve all been there. We’ve all had to go through the pain. The trauma. The tears. Yes, I am talking about the hurt that goes with having to reject someone. Being rejected is easy in … Continue reading
2016 Predictions: The Aftermath of the Taylor Swift / Calvin Harris Break Up
“It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future” – The Great Yogi Berra The heartbroken Calvin Harris will go back to his roots. He will decide that Calvin is too nerdy a name for a hip guy … Continue reading
