Tag Archives: relationships
Blink
DRAGONE does not blink ……………………………………………. first. Go ahead and try me. Stare into my big bull eyes. I dare you. Guaranteed, you will blink first. Why? Because DRAGONE would rather cry than blink. To hold in pain with a stone … Continue reading
The Art of Working Out
As you all may have guessed by now, I have always fancied myself a rather accomplished amateur bodybuilder. I was really into it for a while. And let me tell you, the strict regimen is grueling to say the least. … Continue reading
My Dingy Basement
I’m starting to get used to my dingy little basement. I have been banished here for 3 months now by Mrs. Dragone, or shall I say the ex-Mrs. Dragone. That’s right, its unofficially official. The ex-Mrs. Dragone may have tried … Continue reading
Apparently I Was Out In Public With a Froggy Umbrella
Does this look like an umbrella suitable for a grown man? I ask you readers, in all honesty, what kind of a woman would attempt to humiliate her husband with such cruelty? This morning I had to take Baby DRAGONE … Continue reading
How **NOT** To Pick Up Women At the Gym
As you all may have guessed by now, I have always fancied myself a rather accomplished amateur bodybuilder. I was really into it for a while. And let me tell you, the strict regimen is grueling to say the least. … Continue reading
Breaking Up Is Hard To Do
Rejection. What an ugly word. We’ve all been there. We’ve all had to go through the pain. The trauma. The tears. Yes, I am talking about the hurt that goes with having to reject someone. Being rejected is easy in … Continue reading
2016 Predictions: The Aftermath of the Taylor Swift / Calvin Harris Break Up
“It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future” – The Great Yogi Berra The heartbroken Calvin Harris will go back to his roots. He will decide that Calvin is too nerdy a name for a hip guy … Continue reading
NEEDS
Men have needs. Mrs. DRAGONE still fails to understand this. After a long day at work, playing soccer with teenagers, I come home tired and exhausted. More exhausted than tired usually. And when I come home, I expect a certain … Continue reading
Springtime is Tornado Season
I feel sorry for the guy who came up with the idea of naming hurricanes after women. He must not have had much luck with the ladies. Times have changed, and now they name hurricanes after men too. Either way, … Continue reading
The Sexy Side of Bald
Yeah, sure, bald can be Ewww. Like a creepy old bald guy in a red convertible giving you the ol’ wink. But is that really the bald that’s Ewww, or is it the guy? DRAGONE is here to tell you that … Continue reading
