Tag Archives: relationships

Online Dating Pictures: Tips for Guys

Hey guys, being a man in the 21st Century is hard.  You’re told that you have to be sensitive, and yet still be a man.  You’re expected to pull your share with the housework and child care, and yet still … Continue reading

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My Love Manifesto

DRAGONE is in a foul mood.  He was in the middle of a Gedankenexperiment (an Albert Einstein thought experiment) while writing his love manifesto, when the phone rang. Look Mr. Asswipe, if I wanted to sign up for Rogers Internet … Continue reading

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Oh No, Not April Fool’s Day

April Fool’s Day is almost upon us, and I have to be honest with you guys.  I just ain’t feeling it.  As you have probably surmised by now, there’s nothing that gives me greater pleasure than to make fun of … Continue reading

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My Fantasy High School Sweetheart

High school was great.  I don’t know what everyone complains about.  A face full of pussy zits, polar mood swings, relentless bullying, awkward social interactions, and spontaneous erections.  It was all great.  As an adult on his way to becoming somewhat well … Continue reading

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Top Ten Philosophies To Live/Love By

I’m still upset about David Letterman morphing into a homeless man.  I feel like we’ve lost him.  And so, to carry on my tribute to him, here is a TOP TEN list.  I know that in my last post I … Continue reading

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A New Idea for the Male Fragrance Industry

Let me start off by saying that I know nothing about the male fragrance industry, or the female fragrance industry for that matter.  I can’t remember the last time I used cologne.  I only use deodorant because my wife insists … Continue reading

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Motivation For A Saturday Afternoon

HOW TO WANT THE LIFE YOU’VE GOT Well hello again.  Glad you can join me as I settle down into my old tweed Lazyboy recliner.  I am exhausted from brushing my teeth for the past hour but those pearly whites … Continue reading

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This is NOT a Valentine’s Day Post

That’s right, it’s February the 14th and the last thing on my mind is Valentine’s Day.  Why?  Because DRAGONE is an independent thinker and feeler.  He does not follow the sheep to wherever it is that sheep go.  He wouldn’t … Continue reading

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PHONY Stubble

I’m talking about manly stubble here.  Not female stubble, although that’s a different issue (kind of like male breasts).  And when I say “manly stubble” I want to distinguish that from the phony stubble that some men grow. That’s right … Continue reading

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PHONY PRICKS

There is nothing I hate more than a PHONY!   Phony politicians – send them to jail!  Seriously, there should be special laws for these vultures.  Phony public figures of any kind make me sick.  Phony people trying to sell me … Continue reading

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