Tag Archives: satire
The Art of Working Out
As you all may have guessed by now, I have always fancied myself a rather accomplished amateur bodybuilder. I was really into it for a while. And let me tell you, the strict regimen is grueling to say the least. … Continue reading
The Art of Blogging
Due to my great perceived success as a master blogger, and fortunately for you my humanitarian tendency/strategy, I, DRAGONE, shall empty my skull to give you, the bloggee, my pearls of jam. I have compiled a list of advice in … Continue reading
How **NOT** To Pick Up Women At the Gym
As you all may have guessed by now, I have always fancied myself a rather accomplished amateur bodybuilder. I was really into it for a while. And let me tell you, the strict regimen is grueling to say the least. … Continue reading
Breaking Up Is Hard To Do
Rejection. What an ugly word. We’ve all been there. We’ve all had to go through the pain. The trauma. The tears. Yes, I am talking about the hurt that goes with having to reject someone. Being rejected is easy in … Continue reading
Letter of Apology to LeBron James
Dear LeBron, I am so sorry for your loss. Or rather two losses, to the Toronto Raptors. I know, it’s just not fair. You were supposed to win the championship in 16 games. The refs told you they’d have your … Continue reading
Blogging Tips For Newbies
Hello fellow newbie bloggers. Being a beginner blogger myself, I feel particularly qualified to give advice on blogging since I am currently in the midst of making all of the same mistakes that you are. If I wait until I … Continue reading
The Sexy Side of Bald
Yeah, sure, bald can be Ewww. Like a creepy old bald guy in a red convertible giving you the ol’ wink. But is that really the bald that’s Ewww, or is it the guy? DRAGONE is here to tell you that … Continue reading
Loving the Random
Focusing on one thing and doing it well is so old fashioned. It’s like the art of handwriting. I can respect nice hand writing, but let’s be real here. It’s just not a necessary skill anymore. Same with cooking, ironing, … Continue reading
The Tragedy of Mr. Gru: His Heartwarming Story Eclipsed by Pesky Little Minions
It’s like my Grandma always said. Old people are just like little babies. Except that everyone loves babies. My poor Grandma. Poor Mr. Gru. A veteran bad guy who spent years toiling in the supervillain minor leagues, scheming of grandiose … Continue reading
