Tag Archives: satire

Food and Coffee Rant

Mrs. DRAGONE and I fight about food and coffee.  It’s cloaked as a fight about health.  It’s really a fight about the planet. She believes in a vegetable based diet.  Because she claims it’s healthy, but more importantly because it … Continue reading

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Online Dating Pictures: Tips for Guys

Hey guys, being a man in the 21st Century is hard.  You’re told that you have to be sensitive, and yet still be a man.  You’re expected to pull your share with the housework and child care, and yet still … Continue reading

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The Church of Scientology: Clash of Religion and Science

I give myself full permission to reblog this old post from a couple of months ago. — Now this, blog readers, THIS!   THIS is a topic.  What can be more epic than religion and science?  What a heavyweight bout we … Continue reading

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My Love Manifesto

DRAGONE is in a foul mood.  He was in the middle of a Gedankenexperiment (an Albert Einstein thought experiment) while writing his love manifesto, when the phone rang. Look Mr. Asswipe, if I wanted to sign up for Rogers Internet … Continue reading

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Oh No, Not April Fool’s Day

April Fool’s Day is almost upon us, and I have to be honest with you guys.  I just ain’t feeling it.  As you have probably surmised by now, there’s nothing that gives me greater pleasure than to make fun of … Continue reading

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My Fantasy High School Sweetheart

High school was great.  I don’t know what everyone complains about.  A face full of pussy zits, polar mood swings, relentless bullying, awkward social interactions, and spontaneous erections.  It was all great.  As an adult on his way to becoming somewhat well … Continue reading

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Top Ten Philosophies To Live/Love By

I’m still upset about David Letterman morphing into a homeless man.  I feel like we’ve lost him.  And so, to carry on my tribute to him, here is a TOP TEN list.  I know that in my last post I … Continue reading

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My Viewer Mail (Tribute to David Letterman)

I am sad to inform you that David Letterman has morphed into a homeless man.  This is a picture courtesy of CNN, which as everyone knows wouldn’t report anything unless a majority of its viewers believe it to be true. … Continue reading

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A New Idea for the Male Fragrance Industry

Let me start off by saying that I know nothing about the male fragrance industry, or the female fragrance industry for that matter.  I can’t remember the last time I used cologne.  I only use deodorant because my wife insists … Continue reading

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Mixed Martial Arts: Real (like pro wrestling) Or Fake (like the Moon landing)?

I’m sure all MMA fighters keep getting asked the same question over and over again.  Is mixed martial arts real or fake?  Let’s examine both sides of this contentious issue.  As a bench mark we shall compare with the precursor … Continue reading

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