Tag Archives: school

Shit Happened

Hey, shit happens.  Everyone knows that,  even my toddler.  But this week, shit actually happened.  To me.  Shit. So picture this.  It’s the last day of June.  School’s out!  DRAGONE is looking at 2 solid months of blogging, working out, taking … Continue reading

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Signed By “Who’s Always Late For Class? – Jennifer Ping”

Who knew that Godiva chocolates were delicious?  I’ve always listed Ferrero Roches as my favourites, and they still are, but despite the fact that these Godivas are made with dark chocolate they are indeed delicious.  Thank you Jennifer Ping. Yes, … Continue reading

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What I Learned Taking a Group of High School Boys to a Soccer Tournament

Sun hot. Rain cold. Never trust a teenage boy with car keys. In this case, the keys were locked in the car ignition, draining the battery. It’s ok for adults to swear at kids at the top of their lungs, … Continue reading

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Mr. Fancypants

Today, DRAGONE shall be known as Mr. Fancypants.  That is because he is wearing fancy pants.  He is also wearing a fancy shirt with a fancy tie, and a fancy suit jacket.  These latter items are irritating DRAGONE, errrrr … … Continue reading

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How do you know that pigs can’t fly?

That’s right, Mrs. Butcher, my Grade 5 teacher.  How do you know?  I dare you to prove it to me.  Cuz you can’t.  You can’t prove that something doesn’t exist. It’s easy to prove something that you can observe.  I … Continue reading

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Is “SHUT-UP!” a Bad Word?

This may come as a great shock to my many fans who read my blog regularly, but DRAGONE does not blog 24/7.  In fact, I even have a “day job”.  Now as you can imagine, with all the money I … Continue reading

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How To Do Good In School

Book smarts are overrated.  Its street smarts that really matter.  In my books street smarts beat book smarts 11 out of 10 times, every time. But book smarts are the traditional way to get good grades in school.  And good … Continue reading

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