Tag Archives: Toronto

Now Isn’t This Sweet?

All I was doing was using Google to look up “doughnuts” vs. “donuts”.  Is it a Canadian vs. American spelling thing?  I am a plain sort of guy so I like to use the term donut.  Just like I use … Continue reading

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Apparently I Was Out In Public With a Froggy Umbrella

Does this look like an umbrella suitable for a grown man?  I ask you readers, in all honesty, what kind of a woman would attempt to humiliate her husband with such cruelty? This morning I had to take Baby DRAGONE … Continue reading

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Letter of Apology to LeBron James

Dear LeBron, I am so sorry for your loss.  Or rather two losses, to the Toronto Raptors.  I know, it’s just not fair. You were supposed to win the championship in 16 games.  The refs told you they’d have your … Continue reading

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Go Jays Go!

Carried over from my last post … if you love good documentaries then you should love sports.  It’s real life, and you have no idea what is going to happen. After not watching baseball for 20 years I jumped on … Continue reading

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A Blog Without a Purpose

I woke up this morning to a very cool outside temperature of -23 degrees Celsius.  That’s a frigid -9 degrees Fahrenheit for all you Americanos, and a balmy 250 degrees Kelvin for all you nerds.  I love nerds.  But only … Continue reading

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My UBER Ideas

Isn’t “über” the best word ever?  As in, “that was one über gnarly wave, dude”.  Or, “Hey Grandma, those tea biscuits were über delicious. They’re what I’ve been dreaming about all week.” Almost as amazing as the word über is … Continue reading

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Toronto in January

It’s the middle of January and winter has finally arrived in Toronto.  It’s cold outside.  I wake up in the morning and it’s still dark.  I eat dinner and it’s dark again.  DRAGONE is feeling the winter blues.  DRAGONE is … Continue reading

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