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Sitting Naked On My Writer’s Block

There’s my writer’s block.  A block of ice.  I can try to chisel some shit piece of art out of it, but I’m not an artist so that won’t turn out well.  I can take a blow torch to it, … Continue reading

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The Escalator Nazi

The Escalator Nazi is a tall man, built like a pencil, and dressed in a fancy suit.  He points his arm upwards, his version of a Nazi salute.  His eyes bulge out of his head, like the furor he thinks … Continue reading

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I Had A Dream

I posted this once before, but since it’s PIE day today, here it is again.  I give myself full permission to repost. Friends, neighbors, acquaintances, and therapists — last night I had a dream. I had a dream that an … Continue reading

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What the Hell?

When God was creating shapes he really outdid himself with the circle.  It’s perfect.  A line is too one-dimensional.   Incapable of abstract thought.  A triangle is like,                           … Continue reading

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My INFP Writer, Part 2

Knock knock.  Hello?  Are you in there? Way back in January I discovered that I had been conceived by my INFP writer on the first day of 2016.  (https://dragonefiles.com/2016/01/16/my-infp-writer/)  Despite my initial shock, I settled into my role pretty well … Continue reading

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The Trouble With Teenage Technology

I’m sitting in a high school gym surrounded by annoying little machines that are zigzagging around me.  Their little motors purring, their little gears twirling, and their little wheels spinning their gangly bodies round and round.  Not even pausing to … Continue reading

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Emotion Marries Ambition in a Shotgun Wedding

I have been busy, my friends.  Busy looking up quotes on ambition. You see, when DRAGONE feels the molten lava in the pit of his stomach churning, he knows that a volcano is about to erupt.  This means one of … Continue reading

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